Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The new generation of quacks.

Colloquialism:

Gen Z knows what time it is: drugs, vapes, gaming apps, feminism, transgender, badvertisements, Yolo, fomo, homo, and mo ho.

by Sux 4 Life 27 July, 2024

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Salivating lusty customers at brothels!

Colloquialism:

Lustomers be wantin' that brothel ass down in Pahrump.

by Pahrumps 26 June, 2023

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The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

Colloquialism:

The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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A pitcher who has major social anxiety disorder

Colloquialism:

Royal's pitcher Donald Cranke is one odd looney tune.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

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What did the Hindu businessman say at his daughter's wedding? Greedings! Now, pay me.

Colloquialism:

Greedings

by Dr. Greedly 27 November, 2024

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Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Nigga who's a busta, doing crime and the time.

Colloquialism:

Busta Crimes goes down as one of the dumbest criminals ever. Busta Crimes got like 9 years in jail for that poor ass crime.

by Times of Crime 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Illegals

Colloquialism:

I don't listen to cans or stans if you know what I mean. I tell them what to do...

by CBX 28 August, 2025

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