Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

Colloquialism:

I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

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Definition:

A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.

Colloquialism:

"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"

by Trout 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.

Colloquialism:

That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.

by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

Guys that pass std's to others.

Colloquialism:

There's Doctor Chlamydia is on the prowl!

by Pass it on 18 August, 2024

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Definition:

Means: Let's go.

Colloquialism:

That goes in the Fuck It Bucket. Met him two weeks ago and now we are inseparable lovers in Fucket It Bucket like peas and carrots.

by Hottie Baby 15 July, 2025

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Definition:

People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The police department in the UK that deals with policing fraud.

Colloquialism:

Fraud Squad

by Tracking Spies 3 September, 2024

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Definition:

A person who is super annoying.

Colloquialism:

Cristina Nausy asks the dumbest questions.

by Never Trump Her 17 August, 2024

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