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Definition:

A terrible white basketball player who sucks, but made it to the NBA because Daddy Long Legs is a Walton.

Colloquialism:

There's Puke Walton sucking again on the court for LA. He should stick to coaching, because boy does he suck at playing basketball. The problem is he sucks at coaching as well. What do Hunter Biden and Puke Walton have in common? Dad can get them a job.

by pronob sarker 3 July, 2023

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Fab Morvan & Rob Pilatus

Colloquialism:

Uh, yea, I am Seanilli and he is Davilli and we are Scam Morvan & Rob Your Swiss Bank Account - TikTok Superstars, and we want lip sync Girl You Know It. We don't know our lyrics but you do.

by Girl You Know It 21 August, 2024

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When a women wants all the gifts in a relationship without putting out or giving benefits. A one-side dating relationship. A very manipulative, calculating, and deceptive situation.

Colloquialism:

My relationship sux! It's just an Eve's Christmas Party and I ain't gettin' none. I need to bail on this chick cuz I'm in jail with her demands, apathy, and billable hours. Unfortunaly, "My Girl" is a billable hourette and I'm stuck with Eve's Christmas bill on another date with Babe's in Toyland!

by Jambo 10 October, 2026

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The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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When zeroes are not welcome.

Colloquialism:

It was a "Zeroes Unwelcome" after the team got bounced out of the first round of March Madness.

by Not Successful 20 March, 2025

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Ployees with a low mindset.

Colloquialism:

Funcionarios! Yep, pretty low mindset.

by Life Sux 5 November, 2026

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Another way of saying "How annoying," but with the word "wow" as a way of providing exclamation to the annoying subject in mind.

Colloquialism:

Wow annoying! It's not how annoying it is wow annoying beyond the how.

by Oh No 17 September, 2023

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Definition:

Doing bad!

Colloquialism:

I saw Gladiator 2, but what about all the Badiators in the world? Numidia just can't win a battle. No Gladiators here only Badiators.

by Macrinus 27 December, 2024

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Canadians

Colloquialism:

I would run for President of Cortes Condos and keep you John Cabot's in check, but that means I'd have to argue with people that never mattered in society, and I don't have enough bandwidth for unwinners. So I'll let you John Cabot's run Cortes Condos into the ground with more mismanagement and argue about the most trivial of things. Look mom, it's those John Cabot's!

by El Presidente 20 August, 2026

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