Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.

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I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.

by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024

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All your haters

Colloquialism:

How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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Debtors! Contractually obligated. Signing away your life on a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

Oh, how sad? That poor unfortunate soul just sold their birthright for a pot of stew. The Poor Unfortunate Souls played the devil's game and now they are living with Abaddon, Mephistopheles, and Lucifer in Hell.

by Signing Contracts 27 August, 2023

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When a company executive lies and says they put a bulk of their money into Research and Development when in truth they are filling their pockets.

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Temenos on dat R&D Jabber, me I'm not buying it one bit.

by Hindenburg 11 August, 2024

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Atheism - Agnosticism

Colloquialism:

The White Man's Religion is Atheism - Agnosticism. More dumbass whitey's trying to act smart with their YouTube channels, but in reality, they gonna hell and doing wrong.

by I Love Darwin 20 August, 2024

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Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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Women

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Resource War? More like Resource Whores asking for cell phones, rent payments, private bus transportation, and love payments.

by Robert Wadlow 27 April, 2025

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Judge presiding over P. Diddy's case.

Colloquialism:

Does Judge Subramaniac know how to speak English?

by Moppy 20 November, 2024

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Someone who desperately wants to be an entrepreneur but doesn't have what it takes.

Colloquialism:

I see'em all da time, the Wantrepreneurs who never do enough to get there business in the winners circle because they want it, but they can't get it.

by Noppin 28 August, 2024

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All the archeological finds that Yahweh has provided in real history

Colloquialism:

Love me some Yahkeyology. The key to archeology is Yah.

by Secret lies with Yah 12 November, 2023

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