Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Iranians and Indian women that have god awful witch beak noses.

Colloquialism:

Ay shit. The witch beaks are at de club right naw.! You talkn' bout de Hooked Nose Jeeta or the Ranian Gal? Meh, I talkn' bout both. Run, dem nose suck a tooth, meh ay scared of dat witch beak she tweek.

by Not The Native American 11 August, 2026

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Someone who works with or is knowledgeable about spectrometers pertaining to light or mass.

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Can we get a Spectrometer Man on to figure out spectrum arrangement for those biological samples. Oh it's Spectrometer Man again to save the day from Bad Boy Radiation and ElectroMagnometer Girl.

by Henry Draper 7 April, 2025

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Definition:

Dirty street food with flies buzzing in them.

Colloquialism:

And the country with the most Fly Slop goes to the land of flies and cockroaches that wonderful country called Sindia.

by Baba Meat 11 November, 2025

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Overworked 20 somethings in Asia, primarily in Japan.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Jap SalaryMan on Youtube these days posting their slabory lives.

by Ikigai 13 December, 2025

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NBA bench player who influenced his own player prop bets by faking injury.

Colloquialism:

They did a Johntay Porter? What's dat? Big bet cashed with irregular bets. The SportsCrook don't want you to win. They'll ban and limit you. Hit up each casino one by one.

by Michael Porter Jr. 1 November, 2024

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A marriage arrangement designed to bankrupt you at the end of the term!

Colloquialism:

Hey john , have you heard of the new investment? I just signed up to the special 25 yr term - Dollar Loss Marriaging, guaranteed to make you bankrupt! How fucking great is that?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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Students in college that don't know anything.

Colloquialism:

And you expect the Whodonts? To know something? I don't listen to Whodonts.

by Alien Lives Matter 23 December, 2025

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When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

Death

Colloquialism:

He was Unalived by his crazy wife. I just want to be Unalived.

by Unaliving 6 April, 2025

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Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.

by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023

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