Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.

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And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!

by Tucky 12 November, 2024

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The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.

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"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"

by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023

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United Nations

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United Nothing only saying nothing. Always wrong on just about everything.

by Dumb 27 October, 2023

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Scavenger women.

Colloquialism:

Don't give her a dime. She's a Crumb Bum. Yea, I've dated some Crumb Bums befoh, and it's best to Avoid them without losing your dough ray me.

by Rotten Women 6 July, 2025

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Expensive dalliances with high class courtesans.

Colloquialism:

Geisha priced me out for high Sexpenditures.

by Stakeholder Responsibilities 27 August, 2024

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A nickname for Florida coined by Coolie Mac.

Colloquialism:

Floribbea! Nuttin' more to say.

by Coolie Mac 31 August, 2024

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People havin' sex.

Colloquialism:

You already fuckin' know I'm a Kid Maker!

by Baby Zozo 4 December, 2024

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Contractors and Real Estate Developers who go bust on purpose to steal all the remaining liquidity.

Colloquialism:

TBA! Watch out for the Torpedo Business Alliance. SOB's lose on purpose to steal your equity and deposits.

by New Jack City 6 June, 2025

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The BBQ Man!

Colloquialism:

We're at the cookout, where's the Grill Sergeant? There's the Grill Sergeant smokaroasting away!

by Briskett! 27 November, 2024

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