Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Euphism. Means to let go of a pregnant woman.

Colloquialism:

Evil intent spelled Lego My Prego.

by Bad Advice 27 January, 2025

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Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!

by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025

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Chronically absent guys who don't attend class like 34 to 40 times a year. Truants.

Colloquialism:

Teacher says, "What's up my Dudents? Thanks for missing class again!"

by Maestro 1 September, 2023

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Double meaning for a mom who is of Puerto Rican descent but also that mom of your new girlfriend who recently added you on their social media to do recon work on your activities.

Colloquialism:

Mama Rican watching me like a hawk on social media now since her daughter and I are official.

by Security! 23 September, 2023

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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Floyd Mayweather look alike.

Colloquialism:

I met Lloyd Payweather at the Silverado Ranch park. Looks just like Mayweather. Guy told me that Mayweather pays thousands of dollars on hooks. His handlers find the women, put them in the limousine, go to his mansion etc...

by Lessponsibility 18 January, 2026

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Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.

Colloquialism:

I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.

by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025

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Individuals often associated with religious orders or ascetic practices, who travel and rely on alms for sustenance. They are characterized by their renunciation of material possessions and a focus on spiritual pursuits.

Colloquialism:

Buddhists and Jains have a whole bunch of Wandering Mendicants in their camp. Wandering Mendicants just can't as far I'm concerned.

by Forrest Dump Runs 11 April, 2025

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