Definition:
Free and retired
Colloquialism:
Free to be you, and completely retired we be Freetired.
by Bad Contraction 31 March, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Agnostics
Colloquialism:
Agnostics are so confused on the existence of God they can't make up their mind, talk about Nostic idiocy. Yall is dumb Nostics!
by Bill Faither 13 October, 2023
Definition:
The Boston Marathon Cheat in 1980.
Colloquialism:
Jessica is a Rosie Ruiz, another sports cheat. Can you quit Rosie Ruizing everything! Who fakes the Boston Marathon? Rosie Ruiz!
by Rosie What? 7 July, 2023
Definition:
Booty countries (ass factories) that grow the best home grown ass around the globe.
Colloquialism:
The ass factories in Brazil, Dominican Republic, Colombia have world renown Assplants. If you want a homegrown latin booty then visit the South American Assplants.
by Booty Booty Booty 13 July, 2023
Definition:
Simps, beta males, insecure losers, female Attention Whores, and life coaches who compete for attention.
Colloquialism:
Begatarians are so desperate to pad their channel with anything goes nonsense content.
by Nope! 29 October, 2023
Definition:
Buying lotto tix on the quick without waiting to fill in the numbers like the tards in the late line.
Colloquialism:
"Here's 2 bucks. Quick Pick motherfuck. Yall suck! Thank you very much!"
by Rich or Die Tryin' 31 October, 2023
Definition:
Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.
Colloquialism:
That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.
by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024
Definition:
Cult
Colloquialism:
Why is there polygamy in Mormonism? It's cuz there's more, man! Mormon's and their sister wives!
by Cult Watch 14 September, 2023
Definition:
Getting’ swindled by a con artist, getting fooled or played by a cultist, scammer, or con-man.
Colloquialism:
Debt Grantham was Drinkin' The Fool Aid on his last venture with Ditchmond Homes and Doctor Horton. Boy did the underbid his selling price, now his holdin' the bag, and Drinkin' The Fool Aid.
by Punches of Truth 7 September, 2023
Definition:
Expensive dalliances with high class courtesans.
Colloquialism:
Geisha priced me out for high Sexpenditures.
by Stakeholder Responsibilities 27 August, 2024
