Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Ned Flanders kind of candy ass brand of Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Sorry, not into Whiteanity. No, fuck that. Spare me the nonesense.

by Ned Flanders 29 June, 2024

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Games of chance with no shot of winning.

Colloquialism:

And there's anotha sucka takin' a spin on the Wheel of Poortune going for broke on a double up joke.

by I'm Gonna Git You Sucka 9 August, 2024

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Making fun of a Canadian baseball team that has not won a world series since the 90's.

Colloquialism:

What's new? The Toronto Who Jays? are in last place of the division.

by Steinbrenner 31 July, 2024

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That girl you thought was a fab rich latin girl when in reality it just means factory in Spanish. Fab for fabulous, rica for rich. Can also mean sex worker.

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Yuh for real? I thought Fabrica was the name of the latin pop idol Fabrica Trabajo. Than I realized she just workin' at the tomato factory. Man, I need to get better at Spanish. "Yo, I met me a Fabrica last night at the club" Boy those fabricas know how to dance! I want me a Fabrica tonight.

by Lost in Translation 10 September, 2023

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When you recollect the past and realize how dumb you were from past stupid evidents.

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Been There Dumb That. I totally remember how dumb that was, when I was drunk as a skunk and jumped off a moving boat in shallow water only to land on jagged rocks.

by Dumb and Dumber 10 August, 2023

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Anti-depressants

Colloquialism:

Head Meds start in college. If you are still on them you are officially insane.

by Fat Grenade 1 March, 2025

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To peter out in such a way you deny your association with a so called notable figure or to go under the radar, Iike Simon Peter in his denial of Jesus.

Colloquialism:

Simon Petering is a common phenomena when you can get implicated in a federal court hearing.

by Bethesda Tribune 29 September, 2024

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The Spirit of God in your life who will never leave you nor forsake you.

Colloquialism:

Christ sticks closer than a brother, that's why I love the Homie Spirit, be lookin' out for me at all times. Reggie got the dope, the crystal, and white lines, but I got the Homie Spirit.

by High Times 6 September, 2023

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Definition:

Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

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I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

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Definition:

To lie on your application.

Colloquialism:

All you gotta do is Applie for the job.

by Fibster 6 September, 2024

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