Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Til' death do us apart.

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How long they been married? 50 years! Now, that's wedlocked right there!

by Longest Marriage Ever 19 January, 2025

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New Woke liberal universities that teach diversity as though it actually changes people's biases!

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Yea, I attended a Lieversity for a semester - hated it. Dumbass teachers that taught about diversity politics, diversity religions, diversity hires instead of just focuses on truth. Call it the Lieversity. Only adversity at the Lieversity.

by Gateway Drug 29 October, 2024

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Arbitrary female individual in conversation or literature.

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Suzy Q did that. Suzy Q needs to get a dose of reality.

by I Don't Know? 17 August, 2024

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Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

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Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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The Can'ts.

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Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.

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Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?

by Dru 21 August, 2024

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Someone who has enough to pay for their Cash Bail.

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They have no Bailability. Just keep'em in the slammer. Can't post bail. What's their Bailability say about them?

by Bounty Hunter 24 August, 2024

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Expensive dalliances with high class courtesans.

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Geisha priced me out for high Sexpenditures.

by Stakeholder Responsibilities 27 August, 2024

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A guy who doesn't deserve anything.

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Kyrie Undeserving needs to quit playing basketball. What a Kyrie Undeserving this is turning out to be? To much money, Kyrie Undeserving!

by Shaq 24 April, 2025

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An expression for excessive greed! The most greedy moment in a person's life. Sarcastically defining the intolerant view of greed at its pinnacle. Named after the Greedy Gehazi found in II Kings 5:20-27.

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"The Greed Of Gehazi!" The white guy thought he could flip real estate and bank 20 million for himself only to be overleveraged to the hilt, but now the creditors are after his delinquent ass because he failed in procuring a successful buyer, "Oh The Greed Of Gehazi!"

by Good Deeds 27 July, 2023

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