Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People who want the most but know nothing about anything claiming everything.

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Mel from NY is The Least, thinking Juneteenth has anything to do with his Union roots. Boi, I lived in Texas, and you didn't. The Least is Mr. Entitled about everything.

by Some People Think 19 June, 2024

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New Age Love Cult by more crazy white folks taking your hard earned money.

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Twin Flames Universe is a total fucking joke. Bilking people of their money in finding their twin flame and ultimate lover.

by Scamma Jamma 31 May, 2025

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White people with felonies.

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My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.

by So Criminal 10 August, 2023

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Married people who think they are better than single people.

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There's the Married Dupple Ned Flanders and his wife Anne Flanders. They call me a philanderer but I call them a Married Dupple.

by Philander Holyfield 16 August, 2023

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JW's. Jehovah Witness cult followers!

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Boi, watch out fo dem Jovahs! Jovahs in de church dressed up like Mrs. Buttersworth. Cult Jovahs think only 144,000 of dem is gettin' into Heaven. Jovahs real bad with mathematics. Jovahs be cultin' everyway dey go.

by Cult Follower 5 October, 2023

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Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.

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Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.

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Metal bat baseball

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Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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When a nation invests large sums of money into sports to clean up their image.

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Yep, the Saudis doin' the SportsWash after the Kashogi killing. Hey Saudi kids, let's take the Range Rover through the SportsWash on Bin Ladin Drive and go to the LIV tournament in Jeddah.

by Riyadh 24 July, 2024

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Palimony is a form of financial support that can be awarded to one partner of an unmarried couple following the end of their relationship.

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WTF is Palimony? Jus' heard about it. Know about alimony. Apparently, it is exists in certain states.

by Debt Grantham 22 October, 2024

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Definition:

Person who commits suicide.

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Relationships are not suicide missions. I repeat they are not Felo-De-Se. They are give and take. You got the fucking memo?

by Self-Annihilation 18 September, 2023

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