Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sikh false Religionists.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't hang out with Jabis. Falsers!

by Taliband 12 October, 2024

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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A crazy white guy drunken pilot who was caught under the influence of alcohol before flying a commercial flight.

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder knows better than not to be drinkin' and piloting on commercial flights. Hi, I'm Gabe Drunken' Schroeder and I'm white, so that means I can get drunk and pilot a plane while putting all my passengers in danger!

by Drinkin' and Piloting 29 September, 2023

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Definition:

When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.

Colloquialism:

Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"

by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023

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A smelly friend that you just can't get rid of.

Colloquialism:

I have a friend like this, he's my handymen. Smells so bad, but is a trustworthy friend - the Loyal Rotness.

by Plumber's Butt 27 August, 2024

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Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

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Nickname for anyone with a Spanish last name.

Colloquialism:

Sup Quino; let's play some Keno. Too many Quino livin' in San Andres dese days.

by Juegas 21 August, 2024

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Scam Call Center located in Kolkata raided by the Indian police.

Colloquialism:

Godrej Genesis is one fucking Scam Call Center. It's the beginning of the end for Godrej Genesis ending in a police raid.

by Annoyed by the Indians 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

People that be following you everywhere.

Colloquialism:

Brooklyn girl be my lackie. I love it. Lackie come here, lackie go there. You're all Lackies!

by Blacky Lackies 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

The act of approaching.

Colloquialism:

Proaching

by Proach 21 September, 2024

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