Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!

by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023

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When white parents try to adopt kids to seek validation in this world.

Colloquialism:

I don't see you as The Great White Nope. Sup Nopey! The Great White Nope is at it again doing the Madonna act.

by Infidel Castro 15 December, 2024

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A dumb Ethiopian woman that thinks she's the Queen of Sheba when she ain't.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I married a Ethiopian woman named Miss Ya Missin', girl thought she was the Queen of Sheba but I didn't know fugees were royal's from Shashemeni?

by Astoria News 14 September, 2023

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Definition:

It doesn't exist.

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Indian Tech Support is the scam. I know what you are thinking while making the call, "I hope it is not Indian Tech Support!" The reason that Indian Tech Support can suck at times is when the new guys don't do anything right. Or you are getting a scammer who is taking all of your money.

by Scammy Sosa 22 December, 2023

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The hotel host who smells like Indian food at your Notel.

Colloquialism:

There's Biryani Boy smelling awful.

by Smell You Later 28 June, 2023

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Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

Colloquialism:

I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

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The white folks that really suck at dancing like a robot from the 80's. Now, they are resort to twerking to compensate for the roboticism.

Colloquialism:

White people just can't fucking dance. Bunch of whitetronics here. Same dance moves: the worm, moonwalk, and Vanilla Ice b-boy steps. Let's get steppin' people. Whitetronics be in love with their robots.

by Groove it 5 September, 2023

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A junk grade investment.

Colloquialism:

Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.

by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024

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Dump island in the Maldives where rubbish is burned.

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Yea, it's all Thilafushi to me. Burn it. Where you live patna? On Thilafushi, cuz you refuse.

by Maldivian Sweet 2 November, 2024

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Definition:

Another annoying advertisement with a nerd selling a software product.

Colloquialism:

Yep, that Clickup Nerd Guy is so annoying on YouTube.

by Benjamins Baby 17 January, 2025

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