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Definition:

When a person is disfellowshipped from the cult of the Jehovah's Witness, and they damage that person's soul.

Colloquialism:

Jovah's Disfellowhipped me but excommunication was like the best years of my life as I partied, traveled, and was free from the cult like shame and control.

by Jovah Not Fi Wi 9 September, 2024

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Definition:

A Jewish person from Jew York.

Colloquialism:

What's new? He's a Jew Yorker.

by Jewbacca 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Free and retired

Colloquialism:

Free to be you, and completely retired we be Freetired.

by Bad Contraction 31 March, 2025

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Definition:

A guy who dates ugly women but thinks he's a pimp daddy and brags about his fugly relationships.

Colloquialism:

I saw his girlfriend, and I must confess he's the Gimp Ratty, not the pimp daddy, verified.

by Orlando Tragic 28 August, 2023

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Definition:

Fake spiritual leaders who provide therapy sessions for so called climate grief.

Colloquialism:

I'm suffering from climate grief after my last walk, I'm calling my Eco-Chaplain for therapy because I'm suffering from earth, wind, and fire. What in tarnation is an Eco-Chaplain?

by Earthy Daniels 16 September, 2024

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Definition:

Not gay, nothing. Gay nothing.

Colloquialism:

Gay Nada, you are not welcome.

by Herlock Scones 19 June, 2024

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Definition:

Screw them in tiny bits.

Colloquialism:

Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.

by Low Wang 23 August, 2024

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Definition:

Rattlesnakes that live in timber or a nickname for Justin Timberlake.

Colloquialism:

Hey it's Justin Timbersnake!

by Rattler 28 December, 2024

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Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.

Colloquialism:

Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.

by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

Happiness you receive from bathing in the ocean.

Colloquialism:

Got my Vitamin Sea at Playa Balandra last week.

by Alessa 17 August, 2024

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