Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.

Colloquialism:

Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?

by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026

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Definition:

On a mission to get laid.

Colloquialism:

We're at a club. it's definitely Mission Skin Possible. Women are showing out tonight!

by Dr. Love Wrong 27 December, 2025

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Introduced mark-to-market accounting fraud with the Enron scandal. (Jeff Skilling).

Colloquialism:

Thank God that motherfucker Jeffrey Unskilling was federally indicted for his account crimes in the Enron scandal, and served 12 years of jail time.

by Ken Lay 18 August, 2024

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

A big lipped Somali Chick.

Colloquialism:

Yo Dang, that Sadia Noor got big natural lips like a fine Somali whore!

by Poor me the Cocoa Butter 7 September, 2023

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That girl you thought was a fab rich latin girl when in reality it just means factory in Spanish. Fab for fabulous, rica for rich. Can also mean sex worker.

Colloquialism:

Yuh for real? I thought Fabrica was the name of the latin pop idol Fabrica Trabajo. Than I realized she just workin' at the tomato factory. Man, I need to get better at Spanish. "Yo, I met me a Fabrica last night at the club" Boy those fabricas know how to dance! I want me a Fabrica tonight.

by Lost in Translation 10 September, 2023

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Definition:

Women who are demanding.

Colloquialism:

Woedemanding women ask you do everything for them but what do you get in return? Woe, she is demanding! Super Woedemanding girl on Youtube. She's just so Woedemanding.

by Regrets 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

A perverted robot.

Colloquialism:

Sexbots, clone whores, falling in love with computers, AI relationships, and now Pervitron. It's getting weird out there yall. People is crazy. Nobot love for me. Pervitron looks at me like that one more time he'll be muted and tossed into recycleville.

by R2D2 28 July, 2025

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Definition:

When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be always so Wait Late!

by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024

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