Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.

Colloquialism:

Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?

by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026

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Definition:

Religious fundamentalists of any Hindu denomination.

Colloquialism:

Oh shit, there goes another Rajneesh trying his best to put a Hindu spell on me. Not fuckin' happening!

by Ciao 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

People that be lackin'

Colloquialism:

Too many lack people these days.

by Mockupedia 17 February, 2024

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Mexicans who have ill shaped square butts from eating too many tacos, and not adequately exercising while drinking too much alcohol.

Colloquialism:

There's the SSB's. The Spongebob Square Butt walkin' round the dollar loan center with square butt taco eating ways.

by Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

The percentage rate for which a person, activity, or project will fail. Essentially, the fail rate.

Colloquialism:

His Failability rate is like 100%! The Failability readout is showing total failure. Not winning.

by Metrik Monster 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

A rich, powerful, or important man · (formerly) a European who made a fortune in the Orient, esp in India · another name for a nawab.

Colloquialism:

I seen plenty of Nabob in my time getting rich off of rice, spice, and ice.

by Mowgli Brotha 5 October, 2024

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Definition:

Evil sexy bitches

Colloquialism:

She's one hot Sinnerella

by Rev Do Wrong 12 September, 2024

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The grossly overweight Linkedin Founder.

Colloquialism:

Greed Hoffman is all about that "California Forever."

by Sean White 30 September, 2024

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Definition:

When you recollect the past and realize how dumb you were from past stupid evidents.

Colloquialism:

Been There Dumb That. I totally remember how dumb that was, when I was drunk as a skunk and jumped off a moving boat in shallow water only to land on jagged rocks.

by Dumb and Dumber 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

Upside down on a car loan.

Colloquialism:

Was talking to a mortgage broker who thinks she's something, came to find out she's got $600 car payments and Negative Equity. Walked away. Not worth it. Debtronika.

by Private Capital 2 October, 2024

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