Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Female felons that have a name like Monica, Salonika, or Veronica.

Colloquialism:

Japonica, Thessalonica, Monica, Felonica, Veronica, and Cronica need to get their records expunged.

by Tronika 12 August, 2024

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Definition:

When life is not fun because you are not getting what you want.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I just throw in the towel when Life Sucks, and find better things to do like cocktails, bikinis, beaches, and funning.

by Ex Pat 24 September, 2024

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A swiss real estate agent living in the Dominican Republic who lies that she has more buyers to force you to make a decision on buying real estate.

Colloquialism:

Skeeza Con Teresa says, "Mark, you need to act quick because there's three other buyers who are going to look at the property." Mark says, "Skeez Con Teresa be at it again!"

by Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

When IT people work from Asia.

Colloquialism:

Where'd you find the new hire? We gotte'm in Bangladesk!

by Nabeel Qureshi 28 January, 2025

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Definition:

A women's game plan to find simp men to fund their retirement.

Colloquialism:

Selfish women be thinkin' they can get me on the Simp Retirement Plan.

by Grand Turk 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

Accented Indians who can't say Sir but instead say Saar.

Colloquialism:

Saars like SARS are a cancer of the tongue. Saars attacks! Watchout for Scam Center Jivica and Rani. The Saars at the 7-11 illegally using card reader machines! Saars = Jeets & Jeets = Cheats.

by Beat The Jeet 27 June, 2026

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Definition:

Expression for meaning Biblical frugality. A book authored by Sean Christopher.

Colloquialism:

Cheap The Change is a fantastic book. The book is so well written.

by Adu-Darku 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

Whomp whomp. Not cool. Lame people.

Colloquialism:

There go the Whompers. People that are no fun. Completely lame. Big time gossipers - they Whompers.

by DaBrat 26 January, 2025

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Definition:

Jumping from one relationship to the next relationship.

Colloquialism:

You had no woke up yet right? They used the Monkey Branch Method on you, and now in a new relationship with Suzy Q.

by King Louie 17 August, 2024

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Definition:

Can't win, always losing, a complete losing streak. Total loser people.

Colloquialism:

Damn, she's been on the Loseritis streak since she broke up with Jimmy. She is always sucking. People be on Loseritis pills or something.

by The Greatest Loser Ever 26 June, 2023

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