Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Another name for Jesus. Jesus is the Yah Dude! Yahshua.

Colloquialism:

There's only Yah Dude, and that's Jesus Christ!

by Yah Know It! 13 July, 2023

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The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.

Colloquialism:

She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.

by Hitch 16 March, 2025

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What you call an expensive Costco. Expensive stores in third world countries that just cost mo!

Colloquialism:

This place ain't a Costco, it's a Costmo!

by Costi 1 July, 2023

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A women's game plan to find simp men to fund their retirement.

Colloquialism:

Selfish women be thinkin' they can get me on the Simp Retirement Plan.

by Grand Turk 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

Brown army of people who believe in Islam.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Brown Muslim Army. Bad arguments. Total failure religion. Weird looking people.

by Apologia 4 September, 2024

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The sex highway, time to ride a new pony, have sex with a girl.

Colloquialism:

Take a ride on The Bony Express!

by Boneriffic 27 June, 2023

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Definition:

Liberal leftist talking points by brainwashed idiots that will take 20 years to unlearn.

Colloquialism:

The War Of Idiots part 3 is on fake news CNN. Talking to radicalized college students is impossible these days.

by Badly Figures 17 January, 2025

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Definition:

Scavenger women.

Colloquialism:

Don't give her a dime. She's a Crumb Bum. Yea, I've dated some Crumb Bums befoh, and it's best to Avoid them without losing your dough ray me.

by Rotten Women 6 July, 2025

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Definition:

National Girlfriend's Day, August 1st.

Colloquialism:

NGD is on August 1st. The day when women gift each other purses and perfume.

by Girl Power 2 August, 2024

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