Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.

by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025

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An expression to say you are going to meet a person at a specific location but the rendezvous is designed to meet person's of the other sex or other people in tandem.

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Are we meeting in Thailand? Cool, See Ya Them!

by Jibrones 21 February, 2026

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A weak white guy.

Colloquialism:

Lighty be pushin' a buck ten.

by White Lights 2 July, 2023

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A terrible CEO that was fired by Starbucks in 2024.

Colloquialism:

Relaxman Narisimcard get a nice bonus for what? Failing! Relaxman Narisimcard Sux balls.

by SBUX 8 September, 2024

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Definition:

Divorced.

Colloquialism:

Married people have that Typocritical view on the Vorced. Judmentalism.

by Samaritan Woman 30 October, 2024

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The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

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Fake story that Adam had a second wife named Lilith.

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The polyamorists claim the Lilith Myth is true. Not even close.

by Unbiblicals 18 January, 2026

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The girl who robs her grossly overweight sugar daddy.

Colloquialism:

Robin Fatman is a better thief than Aladdin and the Sporty Thieves. It was a case of Robin Fatman. Oh, Robin Fatman? Yea, I heard she's good at stealing sugar from the sugar factory.

by No Sacharine! 25 February, 2025

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Definition:

Trust in a male gay union.

Colloquialism:

What do you call it when two gay men trust each other? Boyalty!

by The Gay Union 14 February, 2024

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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