Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Theft with a sexual connotation to it.

Colloquialism:

Why would you buy land from a shell company with two Italian shareholders? Sounds like an Italian Job to me, total scam. You mean the trumpeter Luciano Invernizzi's in on it?

by Syracuse 18 March, 2025

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Definition:

The chapter doesn't exist.

Colloquialism:

Have you read Galatians 7? People be adding new chapters in the Bible like Galatians 7!

by Romans Noodles 12 December, 2024

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Definition:

A painful sexual experience, or a wanton lustful desire that cannot be justified.

Colloquialism:

"I'm dealing with a serious dilemma of Shagony. It hurts so much that my boyfriend and I broke up two years ago. "Yea, it sucks, got a major bout of Shagony. Help, I need a lover I'm struggling with a serious case of the shagonies." I went to a sex therapist and doc says, "I've got Shagony." I ask, "What is Shagony, I never heard of that before" She flat out said, "Go fuck someone else, you've been couped up in Abstinenceville and Celibacy to long, like 10 years too long."

by Clarisa Clutz 31 August, 2023

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Definition:

When IT people work from Asia.

Colloquialism:

Where'd you find the new hire? We gotte'm in Bangladesk!

by Nabeel Qureshi 28 January, 2025

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When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

The act of straying away in the global playground for fun in the sun with some hot buns and guns.

Colloquialism:

Bey, my man is such a loser. He's broke. He is so controlling. I'm going to Jamaica on a Straycation for the Jamaican steel.

by Tammy Strayhand 19 July, 2023

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Definition:

Hot chick dressed like a slut!

Colloquialism:

Baby, you is jus' whoregous wit dat stripper outfit tonight.

by Andreeson Whorowitz 2 May, 2025

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Definition:

Trust in a male gay union.

Colloquialism:

What do you call it when two gay men trust each other? Boyalty!

by The Gay Union 14 February, 2024

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Definition:

Having Gaelic origins, the terminology means yippee or yay.

Colloquialism:

Oo-De-Lally, well ain't dat so? Yay!

by Lil John 28 June, 2024

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Definition:

The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

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