Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A guy who dates ugly women but thinks he's a pimp daddy and brags about his fugly relationships.

Colloquialism:

I saw his girlfriend, and I must confess he's the Gimp Ratty, not the pimp daddy, verified.

by Orlando Tragic 28 August, 2023

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A mocking way to say, "Life Insurance."

Colloquialism:

Life insurance is actually Death Insurance because you don't live to get it, you die so your benificiaries receive the policy payout.

by Dave Ramsay 1 August, 2024

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Sick dimented pedofilia organization in the 1970's that tried to make pederasty legal.

Colloquialism:

Sex with boys? Why the hell would the police not arrest every Nambla member?

by Advocacy 6 December, 2024

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Lazy non-workers. Usually, entitled rich people who have never had to work a day in their life.

Colloquialism:

No Biden's son is a workless hack! Rich and entitled equals workless! Workless white be barkin' out orders but I didn't sign up for that assignment.

by Get a Job! 17 August, 2023

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Expression for having little money. Not the 8'11" guy.

Colloquialism:

I used to have a lot of money but now I'm Robert Wadlow, my cash wad's been robbed. Dude, I'm Robert Wadlow, no money. She drained my bank account.

by Love Payments 27 April, 2025

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Definition:

Spanish slang, short form for Chapiadora (a woman who goes to any means to extract money from men of any age). Pronunced (chapee).

Colloquialism:

There goes Chape swingin' that watermelon ass, luscious lips, flowing relaxed hair, and wearing fakeup, putting spells on the less inclined.

by pronob sarker 2 July, 2023

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Folks that lack common sense. Leave you high and dry. Never come through in the clutch. Always fail. Completely unreliable.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be messin' up everything. Tired of all the Lack People in my life. Why they be lackin? Oh cuz it's the Lack People. Now, I completely understand! Lack People suck.

by Lackity 23 July, 2023

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Definition:

A fictionalized character in the movie Hurricane who represents the racist system and attitude of the white guy in charge who attempts to criminalize and verbally attack people of color because of feeling threatened by their success, advancement, and victory.

Colloquialism:

Damn, we got a Della Pesca as Governor, watch out for Della Pesca the new DA. Oh nah, Della Pesca is the security guard. Lots of secret Della Pesca's running around town. Found out Della Pesca was a Nazi war criminal. "When I face a Della Pesca, I give them no respect ah."

by Ruben Hurricane Carter 20 August, 2023

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That girl with three kids who works at the local Denny's and needs to quit her job and get a better one.

Colloquialism:

Quitney when you gonna quit serving tables here and get a better job working at Corporate?

by Grand Slam 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

The sound of sucking dick.

Colloquialism:

Better do the Gluck Gluck if you want to get Guy Superhero.

by Maximum Positions 15 July, 2025

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