Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.

Colloquialism:

My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.

by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023

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Definition:

When Indians scam in the name of fake tech or false biomedical info.

Colloquialism:

Jeetroniks Scamateurs always phishing, scamming, and lying for the money.

by Patheticals 7 June, 2026

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Definition:

Women that love you but you don't love them.

Colloquialism:

Psycho louco is a Delusia Wife!

by Obsession 23 July, 2025

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Definition:

Rejecting that which is an encroachment to your posterity.

Colloquialism:

Girl says, "I want to be more than friends." I say, "Not happening." Hello Susie, guess what? It's Not Happening!

by Really? 28 August, 2023

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Definition:

When you secretively purchase a background check on someone.

Colloquialism:

I met a cute guy at Goodwill. Thought it was true hood to be true. Did a Blackground Check and he's okay, checks out. Just had to make sure.

by Psoriasis Girl 23 October, 2024

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Definition:

Curly haireded weirdos that eerily remind you of Sideshow Bob in the comedy cartoon series: The Simpsons.

Colloquialism:

More Sideshow Bob's everywhere I turn in Mulattoville. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob's always amuse me.

by Apu 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Heavy drug use in the Northwest.

Colloquialism:

Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.

by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

The artificial gulf between an author's wit, and a recipients inability to understand.

Colloquialism:

No matter how many times I tell the joke the Sarchasm is too wide to bridge between the hearers.

by Sports Vetting 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

A fictitious galactic penal colony assigned for the children of fuckbags in the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

Did you see the new sci-fi movie called Jeeton? Yea, it's about the interstellar transhipping of the dus, stans, deshis, and pals off the planet into Jeeton a galactic penal colony for the most deplorable people in society.

by Saar Wars 17 September, 2026

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Definition:

That Guy who is always late.

Colloquialism:

Man, Slip Tardy nevah on time.

by Wait Late 25 May, 2024

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