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JW's. Jehovah Witness cult followers!

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Boi, watch out fo dem Jovahs! Jovahs in de church dressed up like Mrs. Buttersworth. Cult Jovahs think only 144,000 of dem is gettin' into Heaven. Jovahs real bad with mathematics. Jovahs be cultin' everyway dey go.

by Cult Follower 5 October, 2023

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A Yemeni terrorist organization.

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Houthi Heathens slogan: "Allah is great, death to the US, death to Israel, curse the Jews, and victory for Islam." Israel, watch out foh de Houthi Heathens!

by Name that Terrorist 2 November, 2023

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Friends that act like they are lovers.

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He's your Valentine? We're just Pals. Nope, I'm a modern woman, I've relegated Junior as my Palentine. Happy Palentines!

by No Love; Only Friend Zone 7 February, 2025

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Fake Harlots

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Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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Someone who has enough to pay for their Cash Bail.

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They have no Bailability. Just keep'em in the slammer. Can't post bail. What's their Bailability say about them?

by Bounty Hunter 24 August, 2024

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Positive Certification

Colloquialism:

Do any of these online providers have Certivity?

by Fork in the Road 14 August, 2024

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A shitty scam company that makes lowball offers on property.

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Owl Creek Series LLC, some scam company hired Really Far West Real Estate to write up a shitty offer at $200,000 under asking price. Owl Creek Series LLC is a crime happening. Another predatory buyer. Watch out.

by Predator Watch 2 July, 2026

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A fake religion started by the white cult leader Joseph Smith.

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Nope, not into Nephi, Book of Poorman, Poormanism cult, spirit children, and all the lies of the LDS.

by Bank of Utah 10 September, 2024

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Couches mispelled.

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Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!

by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025

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