Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A person of Indian descent who lives in the Caribbean, Florida, or a descendant of a Coolie.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Coolie ass!

by Coolie Bhai 28 June, 2023

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After divorce when couples do whatever they can to try to hurt, one up, covet, and destroy each other.

Colloquialism:

Oh, so you think that the Battle of the Sexes started in Genesis 3? Lady Babe, we gonna talk about the Battle of the Exes in this episode where Dell Curry and Sonia Curry are on splitzville and now he married to Nicki Smith. Feel bad for Mrs. Curry.

by Charlotte Bae 24 September, 2024

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Average at scamming.

Colloquialism:

He's quite Scamateurish to to say The Least. Eldrick not very good at scamming I give him 2 out of 10 on the Scamateurish rating. Scamometer readout shows total scammer!

by Pikachoo 8 February, 2025

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Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.

Colloquialism:

How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.

by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025

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Definition:

Freedom of movement. Allowing people to be free and real in their own skin.

Colloquialism:

Freality works. Don't be held back by the unreal fakery.

by No Mo Shackles 8 September, 2023

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Expensive dalliances with high class courtesans.

Colloquialism:

Geisha priced me out for high Sexpenditures.

by Stakeholder Responsibilities 27 August, 2024

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The unreasonable carnage that blonde women bring to their souls by trying to be super woman.

Colloquialism:

There's the HOA president Cheryl working at Dark Avenue Condos thinking that she is a super star when she is just an old white blonde hag! All that Blondage and for what?

by Dark Avenue 19 July, 2023

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Definition:

People on steroids.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a whole bunch of Roidsters at Planet Fitness today. Was atrocious.

by Trocious 16 January, 2026

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Not winners, not with the program, not great. Assume they are great only to realize they are already beaten.

Colloquialism:

Whoa, how do I start? Basically everyone who is not a winner. Just so many losers who think they are great when the resume is Nil.

by Loseritis 26 June, 2023

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