Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Greedy for sex. An insatiable appetite for booty.

Colloquialism:

Boy That Guy be going down to the DR often to slap some skin. Deep Sluttony for real in the Dominican.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Some fake blue idol the Du's worship.

Colloquialism:

Du's be dunkin' Ganesh like it's religiously cool. No bitch, you are one ignorant fuckin' heathen.

by Du Rag 29 October, 2023

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Usha Chilukuri the pagan that's married to senator JD.

Colloquialism:

Saw your interview on Fox News Usha-Chill-U-A-Curry, let's not Forget It. I'd bang Usha-Chill-U-A-Curry, but that's about it.

by Spicy Times 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

The study of sports written by author Sean Christopher.

Colloquialism:

Read Sportology and had no idea about Wendy Welker.

by Cap Anson 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.

Colloquialism:

Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.

by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.

Colloquialism:

My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!

by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

The act of raising your cell phone in such a posture to stay incognito of the fact you are texting someone else in the presence of your companion.

Colloquialism:

Was on a dinner date with Victoria and all she was doing was Texturizing while we had dinner. I had to texturize after the sexercise because hottie alert was blowing up my phone.

by Two Way Pager 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.

by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024

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The act of reversing trangenderism.

Colloquialism:

Man, being a woman is not what it's all cracked up to be, so I am scheduled for gender re-reassignment like DruPaul.

by Sanity vs. Vanity 7 August, 2024

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