Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A bitcoin exchange that was hacked in 2014, and the founder Mark Karpelis was found guilty of falsifying financial records.

Colloquialism:

Mt. Gox was big news in 2014. We all were there when it collapsed.

by Collapse 30 August, 2024

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To eject from a bar. To exit. To leave the situation quick.

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Yea, I'mma have to 86 you if you lose that ass. 86 that! Dude, she 86 me.

by Fastly Gone 21 August, 2024

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Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

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The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

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My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.

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Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!

by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025

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The Bandit Bitch

Colloquialism:

Great name Phoolan! Devi sux!

by Nope, Sux! 7 August, 2026

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Ugly smelly Jeetrabistanis that claim to look like Brad Pitt and flaunt a US college degree.

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Oh, no shit he didn't? It's Grad Pitts arguing with white guy that India will conquer the USA. Grad Pitts is a total short ugly fucking loser.

by Jeeting Is A Habit. 18 August, 2026

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The boiling point of judgment for when a person receives everything they deserve for their badness.

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It was Karmageddon in the courtroom when the Judge sentenced the serial killer to deathrow.

by He Had it Coming! 27 July, 2024

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Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.

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Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.

by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024

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When a lot of FOB's are at the same spot. Call me Fobby.

Colloquialism:

It's gettin' pretty Fobby here at the club. Pretty Fobby over here these days. Oh, Fobby days!

by Call Me Fobby 30 June, 2023

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