Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The region across the Jordan River from Jericho where Israel invaded the land of Canaan in the book of Joshua.

Colloquialism:

Where's that shitty place those Israelites cross into Jordan from Jericho? Oh, I rememba called, "Shittim." Shittim must've been a smelly place by the name of it. Lots of shittimites from Shittim I guess, right?

by Dung Gate 25 November, 2024

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Your Indian chef at the expensive Indian restaurant round the corner.

Colloquialism:

Dude, Chicken Vindaloo is this like Waterloo? Why is the Chicken Vindaloo so expensive in Manhattan? "Vinda who? Oh you meant Vindaloo!"

by Stephen Curry 28 November, 2023

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Sikh false Religionists.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't hang out with Jabis. Falsers!

by Taliband 12 October, 2024

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Definition:

The Bro Bible

Colloquialism:

So what does Bromans 8:32 say? I am more than a conqueror!

by Man's World 1 July, 2025

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Definition:

To jest later or a mathematical mock counter.

Colloquialism:

Kimani, we out. Mockulater. I just pulled out my Mockulater and we've been makin' fun of this guy non-stop. Bully Meter plus the Mockulater are perfect metrics for tears, fears, and jeers.

by Intelligent One 6 August, 2024

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A short form of saying Jiggery Pokery. Means trickery. A noun for an arbitrary individual who lying all the time with that poker face.

Colloquialism:

Jiggy-Poker always lying.

by Table Talk 29 October, 2023

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Definition:

All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous Assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

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Definition:

The MBA grad that doesn't read your Airbnb listing correctly; wants free airconditioning and more discounts.

Colloquialism:

Oh Clarissa! All you had to do was read my airbnb listing description. You claim to travel so much but don't know how to read properly. What are we going to do with you Oh Clarissa!

by Dornelas Milano 26 November, 2025

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Definition:

When a gyal got nice tatas!

Colloquialism:

Hakuna Matatas! Oh dem nice Hakuna Matatas look me see eye double take, no, she me no see me.

by Dr. Djibouti 21 August, 2024

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Orange Blossom Trail = Ghetto

Colloquialism:

Yea, I want to buy a luxury condominium on OBT! OBT is only known for one thing. You already know ho's, ho's and more street ho's in Jamlando - Orlando!

by Lorida Boi 5 May, 2025

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