Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.

Colloquialism:

Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.

by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025

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Gross overweight politician from Illinois.

Colloquialism:

JB Fatzer is a rather large man! Twinkies and donuts have shaped his political campaign's slogan, "I beat anorexia!"

by Gutfeld 5 February, 2025

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When a nation invests large sums of money into sports to clean up their image.

Colloquialism:

Yep, the Saudis doin' the SportsWash after the Kashogi killing. Hey Saudi kids, let's take the Range Rover through the SportsWash on Bin Ladin Drive and go to the LIV tournament in Jeddah.

by Riyadh 24 July, 2024

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The area around SoHo Manhattan.

Colloquialism:

Hozone is wear I go.

by H.S.M.T. 27 July, 2024

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Whites in South Africa who somehow own all the land.

Colloquialism:

Afrikonners are con artists who settle lands of blacks and coloreds, and steal power from others.

by Desmond Tutu 4 November, 2025

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A reserve bank account designed to pay for all the stupidity you will have to pay in this world indicative of your stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Colloquialism:

Had to make anotha draw from the Stupid Account for all the stupid choices of the human race, I included. Oh yea, I keep at least 10k in my Stupid Account for idiotville.

by Scammers Paradise 18 July, 2024

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A super skinny girl like the twig of a tree branch.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a twig at the mall was thinking "breakable." What do Twigz and spinners have in common? Thin to the Bone Dance.

by The Spin Doctor 14 September, 2023

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Machel Montano

Colloquialism:

King Soca "Mr. Fete" Machel Montano.

by Destra 22 August, 2024

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Definition:

When a guy requests a woman produce photos because they recently met on a dating app and it seems that she's not who she claims to be.

Colloquialism:

Hi baby, "requesting a Body Check?" Because I'm not sure you are gradeable.

by First Class 24 August, 2023

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Latino hermanos from the spanish neighborhood.

Colloquialism:

Whether it be Lil Havana - Miami, Washington Heights - NY, or Chula Vista - CA, you can always find the Super Barrio Brothers plumbing away, fixing a leak, repairing a roof. At your service, "Super Barrio Brothers to the rescue!"

by Latina Hips 20 September, 2024

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