Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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A man who can’t make pars, but makes bogey on every hole in golf he plays.

Colloquialism:

You not a par man; you a Bogey Mon who can't make a putt bro.

by Parfecto 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

Before anyone else.

Colloquialism:

That's my Bae. Ain't he amazing.

by Krisela 1 September, 2024

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That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

Colloquialism:

That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

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A horrible, atrocious female wannabee rapper who stole 4.5 billion of bitcoin with Russian boyfriend accomplice Lichtenstein.

Colloquialism:

You go down in history as the worst rapper ever. Stop! You suck at rapping. Worse than that Opie Razzle Khan.

by Exploiting Losers 7 August, 2024

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Women who think they can be lead Pastors.

Colloquialism:

No bitch, you not a lead Pastor, and I ain't listening to you. All yall Militant Pastorettes need to stand down! Will the real men stand up and Pastor, so these Pentalostal Pastorettes can participate in orderly worship.

by Pastorettes 14 October, 2023

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Definition:

Panicking People

Colloquialism:

Panicans who think the stock market will fail! Panicans not trusting the tarrif strategy.

by Sadly Blues 9 April, 2025

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Definition:

Someone who is has a big dick.

Colloquialism:

He's a Cockafella! Is that Cockafella Center or forget about it?

by How you like dem apples? 26 May, 2024

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Definition:

A sports statistic, but also to have sex.

Colloquialism:

I need to Score, been a while.

by Shooter 10 August, 2024

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Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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