Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The style of macking on women, dating them, gettin' what you want, and movin' on before the collateral damage comes.

Colloquialism:

Why buy the cow? Just milk it. Date & Run patna. Keep it simple.

by Rasta Joef 18 August, 2024

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Definition:

Overwhelming a phone with thousands of calls simultaneously.

Colloquialism:

Shit, I'm a call center scammer but Nanobaiter Call Flooding my phone line.

by Hindu Devil 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

People that can't do it even if they wanted to. Not capable.

Colloquialism:

She's an Incapables. Can't do it.

by Fabi 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

People who go to resorts and always ask for upgrades.

Colloquialism:

Oh shat, watch out foh da Upgradeables, you know they comin' with upgrade requests. The Upgradeables are Zimbabwe's worst heroes.

by Beyonce's Butt 5 November, 2024

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Definition:

Testing if a transsexual is actually a man. Or to see if someone is actually on your side or not.

Colloquialism:

Check out the adam's apple, Brotest That Guy before you go out with that trannie in Cali, Colombia. Ya gotta Brotest when she lookin' less than a woman.

by Confused 10 November, 2023

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Definition:

Google CEO sold a billion dollars in shares.

Colloquialism:

Sundar Bitch Eye looks great in those horn rims. I would like to billion in cash though so at least Sundar Bitch Eye is doing something right riding the Google Money Train!

by Hoarding Wealth 30 April, 2025

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Definition:

When a lot of FOB's are at the same spot. Call me Fobby.

Colloquialism:

It's gettin' pretty Fobby here at the club. Pretty Fobby over here these days. Oh, Fobby days!

by Call Me Fobby 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

Name of some guy in Ezra 2:56.

Colloquialism:

Get your Darkon! My favorite guy in the Bible, cuz he got his Darkon!

by Mockupedia 10 July, 2023

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Definition:

The price for sex.

Colloquialism:

What's her Ass Rent go for? Curious to know the Ass Rental rates? Babe, what's your Ass Rent?

by Pay by the Meat Her 18 August, 2024

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Definition:

Accurate snacking

Colloquialism:

Snacking at the right time without compromising on health.

by Time It 15 February, 2024

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