Definition:
The acronym for Not Even Close.
Colloquialism:
That's NEC, you are so off my a mile bro. NEC! NOT EVEN CLOSE. Negative. It's NEC. You are NEC, it's Not Even Close.
by Did I do that? 16 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
A person who suffers incredibly from delusion. They are like a pawn on the game of chess, an easy target for more delusion. Deluded Pawns pretend to be other pieces on the chess board like a King or Queen, but they can only make one move and are easy targets for the more inclined.
Colloquialism:
Yo, there's Jason, a deluded pawn who thinks he controls the stock market; I didn't know nillionaires are now multi-millionaires. All these Deluded Pawns in Los Angeles think they are big shots when they have bills, rent payments, a mortgage, and college debt.
by Pawnee Fables 19 July, 2023
Definition:
Not funny sayings that heavily accented Indians, Hindus or just dumb ass Indians make that can't be worthy of applause.
Colloquialism:
Keep your fuckin' Jeet Jokes to your mafuckin self. I neber ebber want to hear notha Jeet Joke ebba gain. For crying' out loud, no more Jeet Jokes for the sake of those polytheistic pagan no talent assclowns.
by Scenty Du Barbarian Stank 7 December, 2025
Definition:
People who started normal lives but ended on the street and continue the downhill spiral.
Colloquialism:
Downgradeables still schemin like Willy Beaman.
by Oakland 8 November, 2024
Definition:
Heavy drug use in the Northwest.
Colloquialism:
Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.
by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023
Definition:
Bougie people who like to show out what they have.
Colloquialism:
Meh, I don't care what dem Flaunters say.
by Thomas Heights 9 August, 2024
Definition:
Mexicans who have ill shaped square butts from eating too many tacos, and not adequately exercising while drinking too much alcohol.
Colloquialism:
There's the SSB's. The Spongebob Square Butt walkin' round the dollar loan center with square butt taco eating ways.
by Round Booty 13 July, 2023
Definition:
4x earnings in your investment of money.
Colloquialism:
I hit me a Quantiplier, put 2k into the horse racing derby, and won me 10k at the end of day. What'd do you say? It's fun when your Parlay goes for a Quantiplier.
by Arundel Mills 31 July, 2024
Definition:
That girl you thought was a fab rich latin girl when in reality it just means factory in Spanish. Fab for fabulous, rica for rich. Can also mean sex worker.
Colloquialism:
Yuh for real? I thought Fabrica was the name of the latin pop idol Fabrica Trabajo. Than I realized she just workin' at the tomato factory. Man, I need to get better at Spanish. "Yo, I met me a Fabrica last night at the club" Boy those fabricas know how to dance! I want me a Fabrica tonight.
by Lost in Translation 10 September, 2023
Definition:
Illegals
Colloquialism:
I don't listen to cans or stans if you know what I mean. I tell them what to do...
by CBX 28 August, 2025
