Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Dirty poon tang from Thailand.

Colloquialism:

Asian Mud Dauber's nesting at my crib in Phuket. Time to see the Mud Dauber's in Pattaya, Master Cliff.

by Clent Sells Land 20 March, 2025

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An Arab guy who has to pay his third wife alimony.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Ali Mani, baby can you be patient? I have to pay my third wife alimony (ali mani).

by 18 Year's of Alimony 13 July, 2023

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The girl who robs her grossly overweight sugar daddy.

Colloquialism:

Robin Fatman is a better thief than Aladdin and the Sporty Thieves. It was a case of Robin Fatman. Oh, Robin Fatman? Yea, I heard she's good at stealing sugar from the sugar factory.

by No Sacharine! 25 February, 2025

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The AI competition for mega billions to be earned by the New Age Cult.

Colloquialism:

BlackBot asked JewBot for a billion dollar loan, while AraBot threatens no security bonds

by Sam Altman 30 September, 2024

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Definition:

Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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Definition:

Bookish people who suck at techy things.

Colloquialism:

Professor Kluts is an Eruditz, never able to work anything with a battery and hardware.

by CNET 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

Someone who is has a big dick.

Colloquialism:

He's a Cockafella! Is that Cockafella Center or forget about it?

by How you like dem apples? 26 May, 2024

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Definition:

Desire to grow up and be a better bitch.

Colloquialism:

Za game plan? Get Ambitchious and never quit the hustle fussel. She's annoying and super Ambitchious!

by Granny Spills 30 December, 2025

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Definition:

NBA bench player who influenced his own player prop bets by faking injury.

Colloquialism:

They did a Johntay Porter? What's dat? Big bet cashed with irregular bets. The SportsCrook don't want you to win. They'll ban and limit you. Hit up each casino one by one.

by Michael Porter Jr. 1 November, 2024

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An overprotective arrogant father who says egotistical or dumb things like, "I can beat Michael Jordan."

Colloquialism:

“I Lavarred that?” What a Lavar? Lavar would have said that.

by Ball is Life 13 July, 2023

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