Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not GI Jane; but Artificial chicks.

Colloquialism:

I now pay AI Jane a subscription to talk to me. No more parking lot pimpin' only AI Simpin.

by Where's Ashton? 19 February, 2026

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Definition:

A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.

Colloquialism:

Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.

by Touchback 25 July, 2024

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

An internal rejection that comes from within a person's mindset, a company viewpoint, or a software error.

Colloquialism:

I struggle with White Fragility on a common basis and deal with Interejection daily for my inward rejections.

by Sara Bevans 28 August, 2024

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Definition:

Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Definition:

Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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Definition:

A big lipped Somali Chick.

Colloquialism:

Yo Dang, that Sadia Noor got big natural lips like a fine Somali whore!

by Poor me the Cocoa Butter 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

Smuggling Cali weed to New York

Colloquialism:

Why go south to north when we can go to NY from Cali?

by Drugs Bunny 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not the chinese food condiment, but ducking a situation before it gets real bad. To get out of dodge.

Colloquialism:

I always carry a bottle of Duck Sauce when I need to leave the scene real quick. Take a packet of Duck Sauce and ex-squeeze me later. Sayonara suckers, lickety split, I'm Duck Sauce.

by Luang Kalur 23 August, 2024

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Definition:

Before anyone else.

Colloquialism:

That's my Bae. Ain't he amazing.

by Krisela 1 September, 2024

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