Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.

Colloquialism:

My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.

by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023

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Abbreviation for ready.

Colloquialism:

Man I'm Rey go grab a snack.

by Snacky 20 June, 2024

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The annoying terminology that Canadians try to use to connect their nation with the USA; but for the most intelligent it never fucking works because Canada is not the USA.

Colloquialism:

There's that Dhesi guy trying to use North America to mean the USA. Well, it's not fuckin' happening. We know better!

by Canada Sucks! 14 July, 2023

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Definition:

Life is a hellish gamble.

Colloquialism:

“It’s not paradise, but you still got to rolle the dice"

by Roll the Dice 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

Sucky universities.

Colloquialism:

Oh, so you attended a no namer uni like the University Of Disconsin?

by Bo Ryan 3 December, 2024

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When a credit facility charges you fees for unused monies in the loan provision. Can also be the price for being in a relationship.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm glad we're in a relationship but now I got to pay the Commitment Fees!

by Under Write Her 15 August, 2024

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Definition:

A mocking way to say, "Life Insurance."

Colloquialism:

Life insurance is actually Death Insurance because you don't live to get it, you die so your benificiaries receive the policy payout.

by Dave Ramsay 1 August, 2024

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Definition:

The blonde dykes toying with each other at the bar!

Colloquialism:

I was at the casino bar, and saw the blondykes making out with each other at the Blondyke Bar.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023

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Definition:

A Norman system that doesn't work anymore.

Colloquialism:

Cash Bail? Get rid of it! He's not Bailable, I wouldn't.

by Judge Whoppner 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

A derogatory term in chinese that means a leftover woman who is in their thirties with no kids.

Colloquialism:

Hey Sheng Nu! How you do?

by Leftover woman 4 September, 2024

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