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Colombians

Colloquialism:

Fat men paying their women to get plastic surgery is the Colamians ways. Colamians bodering me in San Andres.

by Plenty People 22 February, 2026

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Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.

Colloquialism:

Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.

by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024

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Saying the English phrase "no way" and the Spanish phrase "no bueno" in tandem to create a new linguistic portmanteau in the 21st century.

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Coolie Mac is one linguistic king, like No Wayno that just happened? Serious? No Wayno can't believe she said that? No Wayno!

by Juno Beach 29 October, 2024

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Agnostics

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Agnostics are so confused on the existence of God they can't make up their mind, talk about Nostic idiocy. Yall is dumb Nostics!

by Bill Faither 13 October, 2023

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Bookish people who suck at techy things.

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Professor Kluts is an Eruditz, never able to work anything with a battery and hardware.

by CNET 27 July, 2024

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The spelling B champ from India.

Colloquialism:

There's awkard Vinasa, the new India B, spelling champ 3 years in a row.

by Smarty Pants 2 July, 2023

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

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Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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White New Age psychopath who thinks he's experienced past lifes.

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What happened to the blood of Christ, Edward Mannix? No Ed, you are not a LightWorker, more like a demon worker. There is no light outside the Light of Christ. Edward Mannix is a total deceiver and crackpot.

by Large Group Clearing 5 February, 2025

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When a multibillionaire names their child with a strange name.

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There's billionaire naming his kid "Techno Mechanicus" thinkin' it's cool, when it's not.

by Poor Thinking 11 September, 2023

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Nickname for Rachel Lindsay who didn't get a prenup.

Colloquialism:

Dumb! Lindsay Rachel (Rachel Lindsay) thought love with the white guy would produce a happy marriage. Now she payin' alimony cuz she bought into the White Lie of thinking it would work out. Dumb! More Lack People gettin' screwed by Whitey.

by Whitey Rulez! 28 July, 2024

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