Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A derogatory term in chinese that means a leftover woman who is in their thirties with no kids.

Colloquialism:

Hey Sheng Nu! How you do?

by Leftover woman 4 September, 2024

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Middle Easterners

Colloquialism:

Look, I bet anyone of those Eastern Middlers that Israel winning the Israel- Hamas War. Iran and Lebanon can join in but these Eastern Middlers gonna lose. Eastern Middlers be so jealous of Israel, why they always middling with Israel for no good reason?

by Club Mediterranean 16 October, 2023

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Vivica A. Fox

Colloquialism:

Grandma thinks she is a goddess at 60. No baby, you jus' Jezehell wit all dat cakeup. Damn Jezehell, you should never have done all that permanent fakeup on your face.

by Lisa Ray 29 December, 2024

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People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Catholic Priest.

Colloquialism:

I love Juan The Baptiste. Every time I visit a Catholiic Church in South America I say hi to Juan. He's great. Always sprinkles water on my forehead! It's better thank taking a bath. Juan The Baptiste is great. Thanks Juan!

by Grover Leaveland 23 July, 2025

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When milk Christians be trying to find the Glory of God at various churches.

Colloquialism:

Man, we heard about the Glory of God falling at Reverent Word Church, we be Chasing the Glory Cloud! Glory Chasers be Chasing the Glory Cloud of God! Brotha, the Glory of God is in you, you don't need no glory cloud.

by The Kingdom of God is in You! 18 November, 2024

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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Mall Worker Syndrome. 9-5er mentality.

Colloquialism:

Mall workers suck—too much Department Complex.

by Mockupedia 29 May, 2024

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Being aware of all the homosexuals around you whether it be covert or overt evil pressures of the Haggotstan.

Colloquialism:

I definitely got my Gaydar up at all times.

by Pray the Gay Away 12 August, 2024

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The opposite of a miracle; a very sad ending.

Colloquialism:

How Tragical? She overdosed on meth and for what? Super Tragical bro. That's just Tragical!

by Orlando Tragic 13 July, 2023

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