Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.

Colloquialism:

There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!

by Sherice 13 July, 2023

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A Caribbean term for knows how to move; to dance.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks at Carnaval know how to Jook dem waist.

by Playin' Mas 3 July, 2023

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Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.

Colloquialism:

Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.

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That girl Sarah who always fails at everything.

Colloquialism:

Sarah Failin' never succeeding at anything.

by JB Fatzer 11 December, 2025

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Buying miracles with filthy lucre.

Colloquialism:

There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."

by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023

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Russian drunkard lush.

Colloquialism:

Vladimir and Boris be some drunk Lushins I know from the bungalow colony in Up State New York. Lushins love their vodka, gin & tonic.

by Drinkzilla 10 December, 2023

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Woke, liberal, fake news media outlets that pour in fakery.

Colloquialism:

Lame Stream Media Sux.

by Hibbs 9 August, 2024

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When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.

Colloquialism:

Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."

by Bed Work 14 July, 2023

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A guy who sucks at baseball.

Colloquialism:

You are such a fucking Rube! You fuckin' newbie. Rube Marquard would be rolling in his grave after the way you pitch. Rube, you suck at baseball!

by Rubey Tuesday 13 July, 2023

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Title 9 and the push by the Leftists to make women equal to men in sports.

Colloquialism:

My thoughts on Women's Sports. I don't go, attend, watch, or support the events. I don't watch women play sports for commercial purposes.

by Transgender Guy 20 January, 2025

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