Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Iconic infomercial from 1992 about a lazy boy chair turned a fridge, toilet, and tv set.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, I got me a Napper Crapper 9000! Vintage model. You rememba the Napper Crapper from the 90's?

by King John Longshits 8 November, 2024

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Women's poetic writings of licentiousness.

Colloquialism:

Read the novel, was full of Writer's Tramp.

by Trampoline 27 July, 2024

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A fictitious musical instrument a mom pulls to guilt their children.

Colloquialism:

Mom's playing the Guiltar tonight after Daquan showed up late for dinner.

by Truant 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

Fucking a hot Brazilian ass; raising up the ass when you pump and dump.

Colloquialism:

Those motherfuckers are total Bundarisers! I know what they are up to. Always bundarizing the bundas in the Brazil.

by Bundariser 26 June, 2023

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Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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Hindians that use AI to convey messages in other countries but can't because they have terrible Indian accents that suck.

Colloquialism:

AI Hindians at it again Jeeting and Cheating at everything in life!

by Nice Try 30 April, 2026

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Backwater townies

Colloquialism:

Po Dunks dialecting differently than city boys and townies.

by Hiya 2 February, 2026

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Young gay guys meeting late night at the local park to hook up. Space cadets Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 are on "Mission Lostitution" at Central Dark!

Colloquialism:

Walking at Plaza Botero, I saw Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 hookin' up near the Iglesia! Crazy loco.

by Mockupedia 12 June, 2024

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Definition:

Losers that claim to know everything about life, but want to charge you money for services that don't work.

Colloquialism:

Life Coach asked me to divorce my husband. What was I thinking? Why am I consulting someone who is not my husband? Yall niggas don't need a Life Coach, yall need to read the Bible. Talk wit your Pastor. Life Coach my ass!

by Therapy Didn't Work 2 October, 2023

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Definition:

Professional Christians who get a salary to serve God.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Paid Christians telling me what to do, and gettin' big bucks from the offering plate. Damn, I am mean I know we need professional Christians, but can some people just do some effacing work for real?

by Paid Christian 26 June, 2023

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