Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A highly controlling evil social media founder.

Colloquialism:

Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.

by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Always sleeping.

Colloquialism:

Nappening is his greatest accomplishment. More of yall should be Nappening instead of trying to be happening.

by Jappy 24 November, 2023

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Some crazy illegal named Juan who uses a blow torch to cause fires in LA.

Colloquialism:

Same guys who think they can control the earth's temperature can't stop Blow Torch Juan from causing fires in LA.

by Pasedana & Altadena 19 January, 2025

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Advertisements on Youtube by Hindus who claim New Age tactics to getting what you want by getting into the Alpha Meditative Wave.

Colloquialism:

Saw more Du's on the internet trying to sell the Alpha Meditative Waves Sham. Not buying that fucking Du bullshit.

by No Dharma Fuck U 16 August, 2024

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Your ride or die chick, not the PT clinic.

Colloquialism:

So you like her? yep, that's my Kelly Hawkins? you mean the physical therapy clinic. she does that too, but my Kelly Hawkins takes care of me and my childrens.

by Ati 3 January, 2026

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Jews who seem humble and stay behind the scenes having a monopoly on money.

Colloquialism:

Those Jew Yorkers have a ton of Jewmility.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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Women with parrot noses.

Colloquialism:

Krithika has a Tehran Nose! She's a Peak Beak. Peak Beaks got a nose job a few weeks ago. I guess the insecurity got to her.

by Barbarian Nose 11 February, 2026

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Definition:

White people with felonies.

Colloquialism:

My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.

by So Criminal 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

Greedy for sex. An insatiable appetite for booty.

Colloquialism:

Boy That Guy be going down to the DR often to slap some skin. Deep Sluttony for real in the Dominican.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Sexing all night long.

Colloquialism:

Babe and I were Bone Dancin' like rattle me bones.

by Rattle Me Bones 20 February, 2026

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