Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

Colloquialism:

I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

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Definition:

Girl’s ass goes from left to right like a pendulum when walking.

Colloquialism:

Oh yesiree those cheeks be switchin' as she glides on the asphalt.

by Hot Chick 30 June, 2023

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The barbie bitches that don't think you can take videos of them on public beaches when the rights of publicity are granted to the owner of their photography irrespective of a Feministas egotism.

Colloquialism:

I was strolling the boardwalk of Copacabana, minding my own fucking business shooting some personal photography and videos when the feminista nazi bitches pulled out there cameras and assaulted me. Read the law you morons!

by Strolling Minding My Business 11 August, 2023

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Definition:

A net worth, worth having.

Colloquialism:

He's at least Networthy. All these other people ain't Networthy!

by Not Worthy 4 January, 2024

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The fucking shitty favela kids that steal women's purses and people's phones in Brazil beaches.

Colloquialism:

The Phony Thieves stole that women's purse at the entrance of the JW Marriot Hotel in Copacabana. I tried to run after them, and caught one of the Phony Thieves but the damn Brasilians let him go.

by Spotting Criminals 11 August, 2023

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Definition:

When a person gets harassed by someone at the park.

Colloquialism:

Mon tief tryna steal meh heart swoopin meh at de park, not on meh watch at Harassic Park. yea, i saw Harassic Park an' he gone no game, only bumpin' gums wantin' some. de boi real foolish, i give no fun, no ponpon eitha.

by Tia Tia 17 December, 2025

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Definition:

That high school guy whose always on drugs.

Colloquialism:

Yea, Stoner Malone at our high school cafetaria smells like MJ. Stoner Malone puffs the magic dragon, takin' hits during our 30 minute break in 9th grade.

by Stonehenge 21 October, 2024

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Definition:

Greedy for sex. An insatiable appetite for booty.

Colloquialism:

Boy That Guy be going down to the DR often to slap some skin. Deep Sluttony for real in the Dominican.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Debtors! No, not outstanding people in the sense of their incredibleness. No these are people that have outstanding debts and need to fucking pay up!

Colloquialism:

Dude, I am not running a charity, and yes I am a good person, but if I come across more outstanding human beings I'm going to have pull out some grenades and evict the enemy soldiers bunkering in my casa. I'm tired of the oustanding human beings. I'd rather have terrible people that pay on time than those outstanding human beings (debtors)!

by Pay up Jake 23 August, 2023

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Definition:

Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.

Colloquialism:

There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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