Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a woman gets pregnant to keep a guy around.

Colloquialism:

That's her Trap Baby! Well executed!

by Lego my Prego 27 January, 2025

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Not motivated; Not Happening.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm just Notivated to do anything. Too tired bro, Notivated. Why be motivated when you can be Notivated?

by Nappening 24 November, 2023

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Gay gate keepers in the inside circle of gay Hollywood.

Colloquialism:

Gay Keepers want you to do some gay shit for you to get on the inside of gay Hollywood.

by Hollybad 1 December, 2024

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Fake word for Dollars. Misspelling.

Colloquialism:

I didn't realize you wanted Dollards! I'd like some yag, yinn, yawn, yon, yun, and yyn with those Dollards too.

by Deka No Spell 14 October, 2025

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Definition:

Gay black men in the closet.

Colloquialism:

So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!

by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023

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When fans are asked to participate during half time shows or the 7th innning stretch only to trip and fall during their dismal performances.

Colloquialism:

Triptafan look et'em wipe out. You mean the amino acid protein? Nah. The game of Triptafan happens all the with sports spectators.

by Spectrometer Read Outs 7 April, 2025

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A shitty car that barely works

Colloquialism:

Kuku will drive that Junker Clunker of a Toyota until the tires, axles, and windows fall off.

by Beatriz 19 August, 2024

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Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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Feeling good again from the discomfort of doing your business.

Colloquialism:

Coast is clear. Release the pounds. Bowels flushed. I'm in the Dumpfort Zone! Go Miralax and Magnesium Citrate.

by Senor Dumps 29 November, 2025

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

Colloquialism:

There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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