Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025

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A good lookin' woman with a great shape.

Colloquialism:

Nope, don't wanna a strong black woman, I jus' wanna a Thong Black Woman! Hahaha. Thong Black Woman tannin' on the beach in St. Lucia.

by Independent Woman 18 March, 2025

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A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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Just put Taylor Swift in jail like right quick.

Colloquialism:

It should not be Taylor Swift, but Jail Her Swift!

by Mockupedia 12 February, 2024

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Google CEO sold a billion dollars in shares.

Colloquialism:

Sundar Bitch Eye looks great in those horn rims. I would like to billion in cash though so at least Sundar Bitch Eye is doing something right riding the Google Money Train!

by Hoarding Wealth 30 April, 2025

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A horrible, atrocious female wannabee rapper who stole 4.5 billion of bitcoin with Russian boyfriend accomplice Lichtenstein.

Colloquialism:

You go down in history as the worst rapper ever. Stop! You suck at rapping. Worse than that Opie Razzle Khan.

by Exploiting Losers 7 August, 2024

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A very racist town in Southeast, Texas with a large Ku Klux Klan constituency.

Colloquialism:

What you know bout Vidor, Texas? I only done gone bowling there. Vidor had black folks but they keep gettin' rid of them movin' to Beaumont an' Port Arthur.

by KKK 13 November, 2024

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Definition:

The US, Canada, and Greenland becoming one unified economic bloc, like the European Union.

Colloquialism:

Hell yea I believe in The American Union. Subsidizing Canada to the tune of 250 billion a year ain't working. American Imperialism is back on the table. Time for The American Union Army to win another decisive battle.

by Robert E. Lee 18 January, 2025

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New immigrants to the country that can’t speak English right, and are either eating off the system or bilking the money supply.

Colloquialism:

Fuck The Grants just take everything. Man, I can't even recognize the country anymore, it's been Taken For Granted!

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

When a guy requests a woman produce photos because they recently met on a dating app and it seems that she's not who she claims to be.

Colloquialism:

Hi baby, "requesting a Body Check?" Because I'm not sure you are gradeable.

by First Class 24 August, 2023

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