Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A Caribbean term for knows how to move; to dance.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks at Carnaval know how to Jook dem waist.

by Playin' Mas 3 July, 2023

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The white entitled bitch from Canada who books your Airbnb rental property for a different guest not on the ticket and decides not to arrive at their own booking only to want to change the reservation after the fact, while threatening to leave a bad review and have your listing suspended, not realizing their review is procedurally illegitimate because the review is hearsay by a third party non-visitor uncovered by the Airbnb policy.

Colloquialism:

Melanie Drains is one fucking stupid white bitch from Canada. Lots of Melanie Drains from the northern border who think it is perfectly okay to lie, slander, and defame home owners. Melanie Drains = prime example of wasted energy and precious resources Everytime I encounter a Melanie Drains I throw them down the drain, like the garbage white trash that they are.

by Host With A Plan 7 December, 2023

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Women

Colloquialism:

A brood of vipers that lie at every turn to satisfy their venomous desire to strike a man's pride that is the proverbial Serial Liars known as the female species.

by Imspector Gadget 2 October, 2024

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Goin' a real long distance for sex.

Colloquialism:

I remember one time a friend of mine from Cali flew to New York just get wit a girl from Switzerland. Where I'm from that's a Farlay.

by Long Distance Relationships 21 August, 2024

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Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.

by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024

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Upside down on a car loan.

Colloquialism:

Was talking to a mortgage broker who thinks she's something, came to find out she's got $600 car payments and Negative Equity. Walked away. Not worth it. Debtronika.

by Private Capital 2 October, 2024

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Crazy billionaire fantasy to populate Mars.

Colloquialism:

Can't make this shit up. Atheists forgot about the people of the Earth and decided to listen lunatic crazy Elon Mars on the mission to populate an inhospitable planet.

by Faturn and Stupider 31 May, 2025

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Definition:

31 flavors of gorgeous beauty

Colloquialism:

Was in Brazil and saw the buffet of Assin' Robbins! Pure delish.

by Chocolatier 1 July, 2024

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The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

The White Entitled Barbie Motherfuckers that claim they are color blind just as long as no one steps on their toes.

Colloquialism:

The Racists claim they are not racist but they enforce all the rules to force you to follow their whitewashed way of thinking which is "exploitation" and threatening with security.

by Race Car Driver 10 August, 2023

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