Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Executive power by where the President can pardon a criminal.

Colloquialism:

Biden used his Pardon Power on Biden. Talk about White Nepotism at its greatest height. The end has come.

by Pardonomics 4 December, 2024

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Dead predators

Colloquialism:

Deadators gone to the guillotine.

by Gut Shot 12 October, 2023

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New Woke liberal universities that teach diversity as though it actually changes people's biases!

Colloquialism:

Yea, I attended a Lieversity for a semester - hated it. Dumbass teachers that taught about diversity politics, diversity religions, diversity hires instead of just focuses on truth. Call it the Lieversity. Only adversity at the Lieversity.

by Gateway Drug 29 October, 2024

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A marriage arrangement designed to bankrupt you at the end of the term!

Colloquialism:

Hey john , have you heard of the new investment? I just signed up to the special 25 yr term - Dollar Loss Marriaging, guaranteed to make you bankrupt! How fucking great is that?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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Abbreviation for ready.

Colloquialism:

Man I'm Rey go grab a snack.

by Snacky 20 June, 2024

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Derogatory term for Hindus and Sikhs. Short form for pajeet.

Colloquialism:

Jeets is stankin' up the elevator 'gain. Jeets askin' way too many question, payin' foh nuttin' askin' bad questions, waisin' tyme.

by Du Chronicle 11 November, 2025

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Vivica A. Fox

Colloquialism:

Grandma thinks she is a goddess at 60. No baby, you jus' Jezehell wit all dat cakeup. Damn Jezehell, you should never have done all that permanent fakeup on your face.

by Lisa Ray 29 December, 2024

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To get the third world out of you when you return to the USA.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've had to Defobulate at least thirty times in my life and sometimes it takes longer than others. When I Defobulate I gots to get The Accents out of my brain.

by Irked by the Smirk 18 May, 2025

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The burdensome Tax Man. The GOV claiming he needs the people's money for repairs when it's complete theft, a government scam, and lies.

Colloquialism:

Uncle Scam can print billions of dollars than why he need my coin? Answer: Cuz he don't! What Uncle Scam and Satan got in common? Pure thievery! Uncle Scam and Biden's 87,000 IRS agents need to go fuck themselves. Uncle Scam ain't my uncle, I only know Dow Dividend and Jonny Commissions. There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated because he worked for Uncle Scam!

by Absconder's Paradise 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

Skilled in losing.

Colloquialism:

The Lossibility readouts show total loser.

by Not A Winner 12 June, 2024

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