Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Girl’s ass goes from left to right like a pendulum when walking.

Colloquialism:

Oh yesiree those cheeks be switchin' as she glides on the asphalt.

by Hot Chick 30 June, 2023

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Cheating Scammers.

Colloquialism:

They Not Like Us! Jeeting! Jeeta ran into a parked car, accenting her way to a fake insurance claim. Owner has to bring her to reality that Jeeta hit a parker car, and is Jeeting on a false claim. Jeeting is a habit for Jeetas round the world. That goes for Veerappan and Venkatchalam names I can't say, don't want to say, and hate to say.

by Jeetroniks Scamateurs 25 June, 2026

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Definition:

Old white hag plus fifty with their sponsor.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a Jeet with his Ole White Wench at the Italian American Club restaurant. Hard to look at.

by Minestroni 30 May, 2026

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Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

Colloquialism:

Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Not the drink; real Sex On The Beach!

Colloquialism:

My favorite. Sex in various public places.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023

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People who be hiding in the trunk of their car either from the police, on a prank, or trying to deceive the gated security of a hotel, resort, condominium, or apartment complex.

Colloquialism:

Folks be Trunkin' but the CCTV caught them trying to sneak one on the gated security. All yall Trunkin' while I be dunkin', hiding from the boss who be drunkin' and crunkin'.

by Hated Security 29 October, 2023

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Definition:

American city known for crime, ghetto living, litter, graffiti, and hot humid summers, and bare cold winters albeit some nice suburban neighborhoods and solid churchfolk.

Colloquialism:

Faultimore has its problems. Faultimore is the cheaper option to expensive D.C. Faultimore's public school system ranks at the near bottom.

by D.C. Living 24 August, 2023

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Definition:

Ass rental game.

Colloquialism:

This ain't a game of thrones more like a Game Of Bones in Medellin.

by Buns of Fun 9 January, 2025

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Definition:

Women who cry to get what they want.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Waterworks show because the spigot will turn on when she doesn't get what she wants. Utility bill gettin expensive. Never give into the Waterworks. Cry me a river, bitch! Water doesn't work, in this case.

by Flatina 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

A reserve bank account designed to pay for all the stupidity you will have to pay in this world indicative of your stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Colloquialism:

Had to make anotha draw from the Stupid Account for all the stupid choices of the human race, I included. Oh yea, I keep at least 10k in my Stupid Account for idiotville.

by Scammers Paradise 18 July, 2024

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