Definition:
Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.
Colloquialism:
I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.
by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
When two things merge with urgency.
Colloquialism:
Mergency situation here. Need to act quick. Have some Mergency and play better in life.
by Coach Carter 8 November, 2024
Definition:
Just not very good looking.
Colloquialism:
Up, there comes the "Not Hots." Atleast they are really good at math.
by Hot Notter 2 July, 2023
Definition:
A junk grade investment.
Colloquialism:
Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.
by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024
Definition:
The night you was up late into the wee hours of the morning staring at Internet Porn.
Colloquialism:
Good Porning young lad, did you get any sleep? I heard you was awake til 6 am!
by Naked & Afraid 17 September, 2023
Definition:
Woke, liberal, fake news media outlets that pour in fakery.
Colloquialism:
by Hibbs 9 August, 2024
Definition:
The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.
Colloquialism:
"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"
by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023
Definition:
An attractive woman that has a ton of sex appeal.
Colloquialism:
Love is a Sex Bomb, blowin' up in my pants! Rocket explosion. Houston we've touchdown! Detonate that Sex Bomb at the club tonight.
by Felicity Shagwell 17 January, 2025