Definition:
Pagan Heathen Counter.
Colloquialism:
Did you invent it? Invent what? Oh, are you referring to the Paganometer? Yea, fucking course. Heathens need statistics too! Show no love to dem Pagans. Count it up.
by EvangoStatia 9 May, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Time to get married or fornicate even more.
Colloquialism:
Hey Pastor, "My partner and I am Burning With Lust? What should we do? Get married, Nigga! Only if you Burning With Lust qualify you for the "Do." Do what? The we did it! Yeknow, tied the knot? Nuptials. Wedding carpet, shit!
by Do You Later 10 November, 2023
Definition:
So poor you gotta pray for money cometh.
Colloquialism:
They not living paycheck to paycheck more like Pray Check 2 Pray Check.
by The 4th Budgeteer 27 April, 2025
Definition:
Bakery store goods
Colloquialism:
Selling your Edibility is Lil Debbies' job
by Credibility Lies 15 August, 2024
Definition:
To throw talk of God out the door.
Colloquialism:
My pure frustration leads to Deifenestration.
by Atheism Lost 27 July, 2024
Definition:
Simon The Tanner types who go for sun tans, but only turn into red lobster.
Colloquialism:
There's red lobster all Lobsterized from his tanning expedition in Cabo San Lucas.
by Cabo San Puke Us 2 July, 2023
Definition:
False prophecies; false prophets.
Colloquialism:
Meh not sho wat dat mon sayin' but he speakin frum de Unholy Lible, readin" straight frum Rebelations 6:66.
by Unprophetic Speakers 28 August, 2025
Definition:
Annual day of celebrating the curves on a woman.
Colloquialism:
Babe, it's your Ass Celebration tomorrow. I bought you new thongs, astroglide, chockers, handcuffs, spankers, edibles, doms, technofunk, and pornos.
by BDSM 9 December, 2025
Definition:
Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.
Colloquialism:
Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.
by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023
