Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Losers that claim to know everything about life, but want to charge you money for services that don't work.

Colloquialism:

Life Coach asked me to divorce my husband. What was I thinking? Why am I consulting someone who is not my husband? Yall niggas don't need a Life Coach, yall need to read the Bible. Talk wit your Pastor. Life Coach my ass!

by Therapy Didn't Work 2 October, 2023

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People who make a friendship with you. Offer you nothing, and attempt to raid your secrets in the dark.

Colloquialism:

These Raiders Of The Lost Dark be tryna steal my dark. Not giving you my dark. My dark belongs to me! Go raid someone elses dark!

by Darkon 26 October, 2023

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An incredibly biased Hindu robot, that is programmed by the Dus to thwart Christianity by using New Age lightworkers!

Colloquialism:

HinduBot will hack your computer, erase your data, and eliminate your accomplishments.

by Satan Diabolical 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

Terms and conditions that are small in writing.

Colloquialism:

I know a many of good men, who have been lost in The Fine Print!

by Ben Doyle 19 August, 2024

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Some town in Colombia that sounds like the word ham and the country of Burundi.

Colloquialism:

Negra Mina got nice cholado and raspado down there in Jamundi.

by Going back to back to Cali, Cali 20 September, 2023

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Pronounced: lan-yap. A French-Louisiana term the Cajuns derived for something added or gift after a purchase, primarily spoken by Lousiana and Southeast Texas speakers.

Colloquialism:

Whyn't you ax fur des one Lagniappe o' sugar-plums, baby, bein's it's Christmas?"

by Amelia Island 18 October, 2024

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Blasphemers who oppose the deity of Jesus Christ.

Colloquialism:

Look moh Phemers protesting their blaspheming ways in the public square. Slims, Du's, Nostics, Hists, Eists, Lientologists, Jovahs, Jahs, Mon's is bunch of Phemers.

by Straight Paths 26 October, 2023

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Definition:

Knowing quality.

Colloquialism:

That boi Knowquality fo sho. Knowquality mon! If you ain't got Knowquality you'll have low quality!

by Qual Qual 18 September, 2023

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Definition:

Another name for the state of Florida. Also means low rider like a drop top. Can also mean someone gifted in sexing.

Colloquialism:

Hats off to my peeps from Lorida. Man drivin' a drop top Lorida. Gyal iza Lorida.

by O-Town 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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