Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a woman drugs you in the name of love or lust.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've been drugged in a Fate Crime! Bitch drugged me with Boa Noite Cinderella! Fate Crimes really do happen. Never accept a drink from Fate Criminals.

by Barbie Kills 30 June, 2025

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Definition:

Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Another way of saying "How annoying," but with the word "wow" as a way of providing exclamation to the annoying subject in mind.

Colloquialism:

Wow annoying! It's not how annoying it is wow annoying beyond the how.

by Oh No 17 September, 2023

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Definition:

Funny awkward way of saying, "trying to order" in Spanish or Portuguese.

Colloquialism:

Tratando Ordando my uber amigo! Tratando ordando yo queiro hablando!

by Order Me Around 4 October, 2023

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

A new deal location. Creating a new marketplace or platform for commerce.

Colloquialism:

I don't need to live in New Zealand when I can be makin' money in New Dealand.

by Commerce 2 November, 2023

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Palimony is a form of financial support that can be awarded to one partner of an unmarried couple following the end of their relationship.

Colloquialism:

WTF is Palimony? Jus' heard about it. Know about alimony. Apparently, it is exists in certain states.

by Debt Grantham 22 October, 2024

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Definition:

The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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Definition:

People that can't do it even if they wanted to. Not capable.

Colloquialism:

She's an Incapables. Can't do it.

by Fabi 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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