Definition:
Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.
Colloquialism:
Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?
by Dru 21 August, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Obsessed science fiction writers who want AI to completely replace humans. An industry that is ransack with directors and producers who lie for a living. Weak blonde women that think they run the world. A grossly selfish business that exploits young children, and is obsessed with white ambitions of colonizing Mars.
Colloquialism:
Did you read about the next Hollyweird scandal? Hollyweird has become Queird!
by Mr. Quids 31 August, 2023
Definition:
Minor or trivial problems in developed nations.
Colloquialism:
My waterbed has a leak. Oh well, just a First World Problem. No big deal. Wouldn't want a third world problem!
by Whoa Nelly 29 June, 2024
Definition:
Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.
Colloquialism:
Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.
by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024
Definition:
Super Uninteligence Worship
Colloquialism:
The crazy cracka White Atheists at it again with Super Unintelligence! Worshiping the creation instead worshipping the Creator. White Atheists never learn. Same group that introduced the intoxicating delusion of UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, sun tan lotion, Hollyqueird, & Van Nuys Guys. White Atheism doesn't quit. It goes into Super Unintelligence!
by Super Unintelligence 27 June, 2026
Definition:
Positive Certification
Colloquialism:
Do any of these online providers have Certivity?
by Fork in the Road 14 August, 2024
Definition:
Idiots on display
Colloquialism:
Television shows the Display Vidiots lookin' real dumb on CCTV.
by Ridiot Central 16 November, 2025
Definition:
Impersonating American English with a hoser French mentality.
Colloquialism:
Yall got no south'n drawl like we, Mr. Canada English.
by Confederacy 9 August, 2024
Definition:
When white parents try to adopt kids to seek validation in this world.
Colloquialism:
I don't see you as The Great White Nope. Sup Nopey! The Great White Nope is at it again doing the Madonna act.
by Infidel Castro 15 December, 2024
Definition:
Til' death do us apart.
Colloquialism:
How long they been married? 50 years! Now, that's wedlocked right there!
by Longest Marriage Ever 19 January, 2025
