Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A guy who dates ugly women but thinks he's a pimp daddy and brags about his fugly relationships.

Colloquialism:

I saw his girlfriend, and I must confess he's the Gimp Ratty, not the pimp daddy, verified.

by Orlando Tragic 28 August, 2023

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Dumb ass Prime Minister of England who looks like Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Colloquialism:

There goes the worst prime minister in England's history that total dumb as Boris "Dumb and Dumber" Johnson.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A fictitious musical instrument a mom pulls to guilt their children.

Colloquialism:

Mom's playing the Guiltar tonight after Daquan showed up late for dinner.

by Truant 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

Play on words; humorism on the actor.

Colloquialism:

What you call a black actor that went to prison, got saved and released on bond? Answer: Christian Bale

by Riddick Bowe 27 March, 2025

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Definition:

Simon The Tanner types who go for sun tans, but only turn into red lobster.

Colloquialism:

There's red lobster all Lobsterized from his tanning expedition in Cabo San Lucas.

by Cabo San Puke Us 2 July, 2023

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An American expression that means person's genetics are so exquisite you can't afford their great looks.

Colloquialism:

Your DNA's on point! I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes! Oh my what? I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes, Mr. Handsome Man! His game too good on the floor, no one can keep, we all is Out of Pocket for Those Genes!

by Butterfly Princess 12 June, 2025

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Fake wannabe wrappers who all have the same thing in common the word Lil in their name as though they were Lil' Wayne.

Colloquialism:

And here's the list of the unoriginal Lil' Losers: Lil Xan, Lil Peep, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, Lil Skies, Lil Wyte, Lil Debbie.

by Lil Kim 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

A college guy from Texas who is always getting it on.

Colloquialism:

There's Lusty Hardy at Carnal Village bangin' all the hotties.

by Lusty 26 June, 2023

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Everybody wants to be like Mike. Michael Shortin is that short guy named Mike that can ball but he's short.

Colloquialism:

Every block I go to I see Michael Shortin throwin' up bricks like he building the Tower of Babel.

by Brick City 2 November, 2023

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Definition:

When a woman says goodbye because a man didn't give her money for a cry of distress with a lie to deceive.

Colloquialism:

The girl from Djibouti gave me an Ultihatem when I didn't send her money through Remitly.

by Remitly Dudette Scam 23 July, 2025

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