Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

American city known for crime, ghetto living, litter, graffiti, and hot humid summers, and bare cold winters albeit some nice suburban neighborhoods and solid churchfolk.

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Faultimore has its problems. Faultimore is the cheaper option to expensive D.C. Faultimore's public school system ranks at the near bottom.

by D.C. Living 24 August, 2023

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Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.

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Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.

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False hope ideology rooted in New Age that only produces more losers preaching karmic imprint, fake compassion, and positive thinking will solve life's greatest problems without repentance in Jesus Christ, Biblical soteriology, and holistic properties of the healing Word of Scripture.

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Without actionable steps and commercializing "The Secret," someone is getting rich and it ain't you. I got a secret, but if I tole' you it wouldn't be a secret! Personal reality shifting does not change the reality of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

by Seven Years in Tibet 6 February, 2025

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Multiple crisis converging at once.

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Dang, dealing with a Polycrisis at this moment.

by Tooze 17 August, 2024

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

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There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

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The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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Hoe spelled upside down.

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Lots of 304 in Sydney!

by Sydney Stroller 6 June, 2024

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Saying thank you to Frank.

Colloquialism:

Franks So Much Frank! Frank you! Many Franks. Franks it is. Franks.

by Franky Frank 26 June, 2023

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Tasting all the colors of the rainbow in Brazil's ethnic composition of diverse phenotypes.

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Like sweat savory Skittles, I love my diverse flavored South American Brizzles.

by Askin Robbins 21 September, 2023

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Real life misplaced Christian missionary adventurer John Chau killed by the Sentinelese Tribe in the Andaman Nicobar Islands in 2018.

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He wanted to show the Sentinelese tribe God and they sent him to God instead! Bye John Tchau! John Tchau say "Wanna know Jesus? Sentinelese be like: "Wanna see him?" There's a lot of delusional people on the planet like John Tchau!

by Robert Livingston 26 May, 2025

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