Definition:
Friends that act like they are lovers.
Colloquialism:
He's your Valentine? We're just Pals. Nope, I'm a modern woman, I've relegated Junior as my Palentine. Happy Palentines!
by No Love; Only Friend Zone 7 February, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Fake position in football.
Colloquialism:
Hey babe, guess what position I play on the football team? Gee, I don't know, what position? Touchback!
by Glide Receiver 25 July, 2024
Definition:
Pronounced: lan-yap. A French-Louisiana term the Cajuns derived for something added or gift after a purchase, primarily spoken by Lousiana and Southeast Texas speakers.
Colloquialism:
Whyn't you ax fur des one Lagniappe o' sugar-plums, baby, bein's it's Christmas?"
by Amelia Island 18 October, 2024
Definition:
Charle's Manson's disorderly hate and confusion.
Colloquialism:
Nah, Helter Skelter wasn't Manson's prophetic ability. The guy was demon possessed, and killing people.
by Beatles 7 September, 2023
Definition:
N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.
Colloquialism:
Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!
by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025
Definition:
Cult
Colloquialism:
Why is there polygamy in Mormonism? It's cuz there's more, man! Mormon's and their sister wives!
by Cult Watch 14 September, 2023
Definition:
The Milli Vanilli fake vocalists. Impostors.
Colloquialism:
You don't remember Milli Vanilli? Girl You Know it? Wow, you really are not from the 80's and 90's! Sucks for Milli and Vanilli.
by Milli Vanilli 13 July, 2023
Definition:
People that are no namers in society.
Colloquialism:
No quality no namers from Nobody Central at my gym... think class, no, they not heroes without cupid's arrow. We've got South Central and a North Central, but now there's a Nobody Central.
by Gotti 10 October, 2025
Definition:
Fabulous Aboroginals
Colloquialism:
Faboriginal like the real people of Australia
by Koala 1 August, 2024
Definition:
A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."
Colloquialism:
Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.
by Jewy 13 July, 2023