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Definition:

Scam businesses whereby the criminals declare bankrupcty and get out of dodge.

Colloquialism:

As new scam companies open up shop, more Business Thieves pervade.

by Scammy Sosa 9 August, 2024

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Invasion of the Indians in Toronto

Colloquialism:

Toronto Blue Jeets are everywhere. It's terrible. Hate them like SARS.

by What The Jeet? 11 June, 2026

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Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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The moronic deluded Pope of the Vatican that would baptize fake Aliens if they visited Earth.

Colloquialism:

Dope Francis says, "show your love for the alien, for you were Aliens in the land of Egypt."

by End Catholicism 11 September, 2023

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Going to Hell.

Colloquialism:

Khartoum nigga ain't going to Heavenly paradise; nah, Khartoum nigga going to shitty Hell, on his way to The Crapture. Where dem folks on the broad road going? To The Crapture! Straight to the River Styxx.

by Go Low 20 February, 2025

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Jew York writes each other no interest loans while charging high interest to Gentiles.

Colloquialism:

I know what the Torah reads and where's Jew Rothschild writing me a no interest loan? I'm more Jewish than a Jew and yet the Mammon Bankers think they can enslave me too. Nope, not fuckin' happening Synogogue of Satan. I'm in cash.

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Derogatory term for Hindus and Sikhs. Short form for pajeet.

Colloquialism:

Jeets is stankin' up the elevator 'gain. Jeets askin' way too many question, payin' foh nuttin' askin' bad questions, waisin' tyme.

by Du Chronicle 11 November, 2025

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Definition:

Annual day of celebrating the curves on a woman.

Colloquialism:

Babe, it's your Ass Celebration tomorrow. I bought you new thongs, astroglide, chockers, handcuffs, spankers, edibles, doms, technofunk, and pornos.

by BDSM 9 December, 2025

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Floyd Mayweather look alike.

Colloquialism:

I met Lloyd Payweather at the Silverado Ranch park. Looks just like Mayweather. Guy told me that Mayweather pays thousands of dollars on hooks. His handlers find the women, put them in the limousine, go to his mansion etc...

by Lessponsibility 18 January, 2026

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In theory Capitalism undeniably works but not when the monopolists control the board like BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and IMF own all the money, assets, and property.

Colloquialism:

Crapitalism makes me question how hard I really need to work?

by Why it Got To Be Like This? 22 September, 2023

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