Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The perfect pair; a wonderful couple.

Colloquialism:

We is Parfecto, now ya know!

by Perfect Couple 28 June, 2023

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That girl with three kids who works at the local Denny's and needs to quit her job and get a better one.

Colloquialism:

Quitney when you gonna quit serving tables here and get a better job working at Corporate?

by Grand Slam 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

Deritive name for God (Yahweh), but also can mean "come on over" or "yall it's over" depending on the context.

Colloquialism:

Yahovah! Come Yahovah. No boi, Yahovah. Whoa Yahovah!

by Saint Yah 5 September, 2023

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Definition:

An American expression that means person's genetics are so exquisite you can't afford their great looks.

Colloquialism:

Your DNA's on point! I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes! Oh my what? I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes, Mr. Handsome Man! His game too good on the floor, no one can keep, we all is Out of Pocket for Those Genes!

by Butterfly Princess 12 June, 2025

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Definition:

Strange weather pattern that got thrown around in the 90's but no one actually knows what it means?

Colloquialism:

Hey, does anyone know what El Nino means? Is there an La Nina if there is an El Nino? Yea, I have a El Nino, a Bambino, and a Juan Toscano!

by Bob Barker 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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Definition:

Every Sports Player is Negro!

Colloquialism:

Seems like everyone is black on ESPN these days.

by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Epstein. One sick white Jewish pedophile child trafficking bastard who fucks underage teens!

Colloquialism:

I just saw the Sound of Freedom, I had no clue how many other Jeffrey Sexteen's are in Latin America.

by Sound of Freedom 21 July, 2023

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Definition:

Evil dead killer police bots programmed to kill human beings.

Colloquialism:

Watch out foh dem Killer Cop Bots killin' you in plain sight.

by Materialistic World 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

The boiling point of judgment for when a person receives everything they deserve for their badness.

Colloquialism:

It was Karmageddon in the courtroom when the Judge sentenced the serial killer to deathrow.

by He Had it Coming! 27 July, 2024

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