Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Fat Latins in the Americas.

Colloquialism:

I didn't see any Captain America only Fatin' Americas. In Colombia men be Fatin' America.

by Sugar Daddy 26 September, 2023

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Definition:

Losers that claim to know everything about life, but want to charge you money for services that don't work.

Colloquialism:

Life Coach asked me to divorce my husband. What was I thinking? Why am I consulting someone who is not my husband? Yall niggas don't need a Life Coach, yall need to read the Bible. Talk wit your Pastor. Life Coach my ass!

by Therapy Didn't Work 2 October, 2023

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Lying about your academic history.

Colloquialism:

Gumrukcu, using Fakedemics had faked his entire academic history and wound up in prison. Fakedemics is to fraudulently create an illusion of academic accolades when none are had.

by Dybul 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

Female felons that have a name like Monica, Salonika, or Veronica.

Colloquialism:

Japonica, Thessalonica, Monica, Felonica, Veronica, and Cronica need to get their records expunged.

by Tronika 12 August, 2024

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Definition:

Beyond immature drama in one's life.

Colloquialism:

It's one thing to be immature, a whole notha thing to have Dramaturity in your life.

by Sarah Stevens 28 July, 2024

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Definition:

Heavy drug use in the Northwest.

Colloquialism:

Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.

by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.

Colloquialism:

My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!

by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Larry Fink, the CEO of BlackRock.

Colloquialism:

Soros, Fink, and State Street are the Demander & Thief.

by Defense Contractor 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Tax authorities that overcharge

Colloquialism:

There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated, he's the Taxistas that middles his way to the middle for the false charges.

by Don't Pay 15 August, 2024

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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