Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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Coolies.

Colloquialism:

Saw me "Girmit" photos of those coolies off the ship.

by Indentured 10 September, 2023

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False hope ideology rooted in New Age that only produces more losers preaching karmic imprint, fake compassion, and positive thinking will solve life's greatest problems without repentance in Jesus Christ, Biblical soteriology, and holistic properties of the healing Word of Scripture.

Colloquialism:

Without actionable steps and commercializing "The Secret," someone is getting rich and it ain't you. I got a secret, but if I tole' you it wouldn't be a secret! Personal reality shifting does not change the reality of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

by Seven Years in Tibet 6 February, 2025

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Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.

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Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?

by Dru 21 August, 2024

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People like Nicholas Alahverdian who are total frauds and claim they are Irish orphans when they are actually part of the Foster Care system.

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Loster Care dude Nicholas Alahverdian is one sick delusional guy thinking that he's Arthur Knight. Lying about your identity is like joining Loster Care. So many people on the lost trail need Loster Care. Losers need traumatic assistance at Loster Care.

by Dr. Todd Grande 3 January, 2025

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Slsng for Lord have mercy.

Colloquialism:

Lahd Hammercy! People is trifling. I try to focus on the good but Lahd Hammercy da worl' is messy.

by Devil's Ass 24 April, 2026

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A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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Definition:

Trans people

Colloquialism:

Too many Shqueers on Tinder these days. Saw me anotha Shqueer on the dating crap. Damn Shqueers!

by Play it Straight 12 December, 2024

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Definition:

Payback for 400 years of oppression.

Colloquialism:

I definitepy believe in Payblack, reparations, and payments until every wrong is made right. Payblack is a bitch!

by Palenquero 25 December, 2024

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Sleeping on the job. Going to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes to take a nap.

Colloquialism:

I love Jack. He always be hiding in the Nodulator so he can get his nap time. Why work when I can clock my hours in the Nodulator.

by Work Sucks! 23 July, 2023

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