Fake tan cream. The guys that wear orange tan solution on their body instead of just getting some real sunshine.
There's the Fake Tan Man wearing orange tan solution in Seattle.
by Simon the Tanner 2 July, 2023
Sleeping on the job. Going to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes to take a nap.
I love Jack. He always be hiding in the Nodulator so he can get his nap time. Why work when I can clock my hours in the Nodulator.
by Work Sucks! 23 July, 2023
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
Fake word for Dollars. Misspelling.
I didn't realize you wanted Dollards! I'd like some yag, yinn, yawn, yon, yun, and yyn with those Dollards too.
by Deka No Spell 14 October, 2025
When white people brag about having a black credit card.
Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.
by Kiwana 11 August, 2024
What did the Hindu businessman say at his daughter's wedding? Greedings! Now, pay me.
by Dr. Greedly 27 November, 2024
All the made up lies a homeless girl tells you at Pioneer Square trying to get more money out of an unsuspecting passerby.
There's Pawnee Fables on the street corner lying to passerbys for more coin, smokes, and hash. "Hi, I'm Pawnee Fables, and my gerbal is sick, can you give me some money?" "Hi, I'm Pawnee and I need to go to Seattle, but I don't have any money, can I have yours?"
by Pawn Star 19 July, 2023
Van Nuys
I'm Shindol, your news anchor with Vice News, and we are at the center of Calipornia in Van Nuys bringing it to you live one porn actress at a time.
by Van Guys 27 August, 2024
Not respectable humans
Was walking at the park and came across Annie the drug addict, twitching on meth, and scratching her smelly course hair. Total Disrespectables loitering at the park after curfew.
by Despicable Me 1 August, 2024