Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!

Colloquialism:

"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!

by Kmat 13 December, 2023

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What did the Hindu businessman say at his daughter's wedding? Greedings! Now, pay me.

Colloquialism:

Greedings

by Dr. Greedly 27 November, 2024

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Definition:

Hindus

Colloquialism:

Pray that the bad guys come to Christ - the Pals, Rabs, Du's (Hindus), Slims, Jahs, Jovahs, Tholics, Mons, Lientists, Hists, and Nostics.

by Condescending Guy 13 October, 2023

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Heathen prayers to demons impersonating idols.

Colloquialism:

Damn, son! The heathens offer fruit to their demons of choice with heathen pagan Puja, makes my stomach twist. I dated a girl named Puja once, she had nice hair but no ass!

by Demon Worshippers 11 October, 2024

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People that think they are Jesus Christ or the end all be to salvation. Dangerpus delusion.

Colloquialism:

People who have a delusional Messiah Complex need to snap out of it or get themselves killed.

by Mission Scaries 26 May, 2025

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Fat black girls with beer bellies.

Colloquialism:

I don't know what to say? So many Fat Blacks around me. Where's the cute one? Too many Fat Blacks.

by Hand Sum 23 July, 2023

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Another name for Jesus. Jesus is the Yah Dude! Yahshua.

Colloquialism:

There's only Yah Dude, and that's Jesus Christ!

by Yah Know It! 13 July, 2023

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Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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Definition:

The area around SoHo Manhattan.

Colloquialism:

Hozone is wear I go.

by H.S.M.T. 27 July, 2024

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Sex cult leaders in Utah.

Colloquialism:

And we already knew! School Of The Prophets in Mormonville is actually the Sex School of Makin Profits!

by Cults Are Deplorable 26 June, 2023

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