Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.

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You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.

by Choices 18 August, 2023

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The name of the God of the Bible. The Only real God.

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Heathen Pagans is dumb believin' in allah, Krishna, buddha, babi, new aging, and more idiocy. I believe in Yahweh.

by Real Believer 17 September, 2024

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Cry me a river babes that think their sob story will generate cash and prizes.

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Loserettes are getting desperate out there. Crying on instagram, Youtube and social media like I give a care. Cry me a river. If you want to get funded fill out the application! Shops closed bitch. I don't know whose worse? The Loserettes or Pastorettes?

by Don't Play No Games 23 July, 2025

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Fake French word for "oblivious moron."

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Obliviere doesn't know how to wait a table. I have been already waiting 45 minutes. "Let's go Obliviere, I don't have all day!"

by In the Know 7 September, 2023

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Ployees with a low mindset.

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Funcionarios! Yep, pretty low mindset.

by Life Sux 5 November, 2026

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The metric which shows the rates for the global sex marketplace.

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What does the Ass Rates statistics show? I'm looking at Ass Rates and its telling me $100 a pop in Tijuana.

by Hong Kong 18 August, 2024

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The aimless activities of primarily white women who obsessively seek attention. The term can also refer to all women who obsessively seek attention in any form they can get it whether good or bad.

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Attention Whores like Brittney Spears? And, tapping Wemby on the shoulder during Summer League in Las Vegas only to get slapped by his security. Anything for attention, ratings, the next big act.

by Peace of Mind 9 July, 2023

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Pronounced (Fill Doh). The huge ginormic dildos that women use which is completely digusting, unnecessary, and lewd.

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Saw a Filldo, had a heart attack! How's it possible? These women are dumb and stupid for attention. Talk about brain dead.

by Uncensored 31 August, 2023

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A pitcher who has major social anxiety disorder

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Royal's pitcher Donald Cranke is one odd looney tune.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

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A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

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"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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