Definition:
When gay men brag and show off the guys they slept with or dated.
Colloquialism:
OMG, let me show you my Guylight Reel. There's Teddy, Bo, and Ramon. I closed my eyes when Jessie sent me the Guylight Reel.
by Forget It! 24 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Delusional women who got botox the first time thinking it would make them beautiful, and now they claim they are not being fake but original.
Colloquialism:
Botox Barbie so fake. Now, she thinks she is original. Botox Barbie is one fuckin' dumbass. Avoid.
by Loops 21 July, 2025
Definition:
The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.
Colloquialism:
There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!
by Sherice 13 July, 2023
Definition:
Florida known for its Gun happy ways.
Colloquialism:
From Gainesville in the Gunshine State. Damn proud of it, love my gator tail, guns, and gullah talkin' ways.
by Gullah Island 20 August, 2024
Definition:
The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.
Colloquialism:
I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.
by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024
Definition:
The American doctor who performs a surgery on you to ruin your sports career. Often a doctor who medicates you with so many pills its like drinking sugary soda drinks only to crash and burn on the blood sugar level highs.
Colloquialism:
Dr. Fucken Soda performed the worst fucking rotator cuff surgery on me only to destroy my sports career. Dr. Fucken Soda keeps giving me pills so I guess I'll take more vicodin, codeine, and percocet to just check out of life.
by Casualty of the System 13 August, 2023
Definition:
The act of firing those that do a terrible job.
Colloquialism:
State Farm incorrectly charged me a wrong bill. Well, I got news for State Farm, "You're fired!"
by Fire it up 1 July, 2023
Definition:
The effeminates that try to date a divorced man who is honestly seeking counseling for their distress from dissolution.
Colloquialism:
Man, I was jus' seeking counseling not going on a date with you, Christian Faggot! I remember when I got divorced had no idea that Chris, part of my bridal group was actually a Christian Faggot
by Divorce Gay Daters 3 December, 2024
