Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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The ugliest looking car in Brazil = the Renault.

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Can't believe people be driving those old ugly Renault's in Brazil. Might as well call it "Renaulto." Hope little Renaulto scores some goals! Go Renaulto! Don't break down on the side of the road. At least Renault started makin' some better looking mini SUV's.

by Falsoleiro 15 September, 2023

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Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

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Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

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Trans people

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Too many Shqueers on Tinder these days. Saw me anotha Shqueer on the dating crap. Damn Shqueers!

by Play it Straight 12 December, 2024

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

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Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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Suicide

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Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.

by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024

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Software programmers who are trying to wage digital homicide by killing your brain with too much social media.

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Gosh, I hate these Pogrammers. Always trying to control the world with AI and ruin my life! Quit trying to kill me you damn AI Pogrammers! I want to fucking live. I want my job back!

by Pogammer Bill 26 June, 2023

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Tally wacking

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Pornicators going at 5 times a day!

by Banana Boat 21 December, 2023

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African American Vernacular Linguistics

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Blaccent is everywhere on the internet.

by Talk Right 27 October, 2023

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Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

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The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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LA = Los Angeles

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So glad that UConn's Dan Hurley did not take his talents to "West Beach" like Judas James Shuttlesworth.

by Mockupedia 10 June, 2024

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