Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The exorbitant fees of marriage.

Colloquialism:

Ain't no Bill of Rights only Bill of Wifes! So expensive.

by Bill 12 August, 2024

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Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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Africans who always laughing no matter what.

Colloquialism:

Laughricans is a different breed all together. Always smiling Laughricans! You have a very wealthy smile my dear. At least you are rich in laughter!

by Djibouti Talk 15 July, 2025

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Women who date outside their ethnic group.

Colloquialism:

Andrea and Shawnay are definitely Sell Outs! And, their kids are not even cute. What for? If you are going to sell out, atleast make sure your kids look cute!

by Had No Other Options 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

Screw them in tiny bits.

Colloquialism:

Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.

by Low Wang 23 August, 2024

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When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment, and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

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Singapore Airline Molestor

Colloquialism:

Hello, I Akash Tiwari, I can't wait to 6 months of jailtime for molesting that flight attendant on Singapore Airlines.

by Jeetman Does It Again 11 July, 2026

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Definition:

The idea of gettin' yours while mocking the enemy.

Colloquialism:

Take, Battle & Troll.

by Kia 15 September, 2024

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Deported. Sent back to your country. Green card revoked. Get out!

Colloquialism:

The USA needs to start issuing more red cards like dem referees in soccer for the Red Card Holders. Red Card Holders need to get out.

by JD Advance 14 March, 2025

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The white entitled bitch from Canada who books your Airbnb rental property for a different guest not on the ticket and decides not to arrive at their own booking only to want to change the reservation after the fact, while threatening to leave a bad review and have your listing suspended, not realizing their review is procedurally illegitimate because the review is hearsay by a third party non-visitor uncovered by the Airbnb policy.

Colloquialism:

Melanie Drains is one fucking stupid white bitch from Canada. Lots of Melanie Drains from the northern border who think it is perfectly okay to lie, slander, and defame home owners. Melanie Drains = prime example of wasted energy and precious resources Everytime I encounter a Melanie Drains I throw them down the drain, like the garbage white trash that they are.

by Host With A Plan 7 December, 2023

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