Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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The BBQ Man!

Colloquialism:

We're at the cookout, where's the Grill Sergeant? There's the Grill Sergeant smokaroasting away!

by Briskett! 27 November, 2024

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Definition:

Someone that wants you but you don't want them.

Colloquialism:

She's an Unwanter wishing I like, but I never will, take a hike.

by Tryon Park 9 January, 2025

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Someone who works with or is knowledgeable about spectrometers pertaining to light or mass.

Colloquialism:

Can we get a Spectrometer Man on to figure out spectrum arrangement for those biological samples. Oh it's Spectrometer Man again to save the day from Bad Boy Radiation and ElectroMagnometer Girl.

by Henry Draper 7 April, 2025

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The act of trying of being bullish, beligerant, and arrogant to clear a pathway for your kid in athletics.

Colloquialism:

Damn, those coaches be Lavarring now! Can you stop Lavarring and be a decent person in society? Man, I just got lavarred by that dumb ass parent at the 24 hour fitness the other day.

by Ball is Life 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

Dubai City

Colloquialism:

Man, I love Doob Town, one of the best cities ever! So much fun.

by Party Like It's 1999! 7 September, 2023

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To peter out in such a way you deny your association with a so called notable figure or to go under the radar, Iike Simon Peter in his denial of Jesus.

Colloquialism:

Simon Petering is a common phenomena when you can get implicated in a federal court hearing.

by Bethesda Tribune 29 September, 2024

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Definition:

Funny term for a quote on quote white person.

Colloquialism:

Sup Opie. Wud up Opie.

by Dub Step 9 August, 2024

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A woman who is fully equipped; a Jessica rabbit body. Bodaciously sexy.

Colloquialism:

Ooh, that fine ass bitch got the Sex Gear tonight walkin' the red carpet.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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