Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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Definition:

Negative beggars continually berating you causing you to get angry.

Colloquialism:

Was on the beach here in Copacabana and extremely tired of the Begativity. No motherfucka! I don't want to give you my money, stop with the Begativity. I give to my church! No more Begativity; I'm bout that positivity.

by Deep Pockets 1 October, 2023

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Definition:

Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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Definition:

Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

Colloquialism:

I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

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Definition:

Expression that means to cry a lot.

Colloquialism:

She's Us Cries! This woman cry more dan the Lord in Gethsemane. Boi I nevah nevah seen a gyal cry so much in my entire life. She's Us Cries it was Niagara Falls with those water bombs on Easter. Are you She's Us Cries? Cuz I done died, but you resurrect me.

by Wordster 11 June, 2025

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Definition:

To throw talk of God out the door.

Colloquialism:

My pure frustration leads to Deifenestration.

by Atheism Lost 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

William H. Tweed, the leader of Tammany Hall.

Colloquialism:

What do Boss Greed and USAID have in common? Siphoning millions from taxpayers through Scammany Hall.

by Scamateurish 8 February, 2025

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Definition:

Love and hate mixed into one. The act of hating certain things about someone or something, while loving certain aspects as well.

Colloquialism:

When love's not available, hate is the next best thing. It's all Hatred Love at this point.

by Love Me Some Hate 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not a love relationship, but a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

It's unfortunately a bad relationship that has turned into a Dealationship. You have to deal with that person.

by Badness Laughter 19 December, 2023

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