Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Homer Simpson's favorite bar, but can also be used to refer to a Muslim's favoriite drinking spot.

Colloquialism:

Joke, where do Mohammad, Ibn, and Karim like to get drunk at? Answer: Mo's Tavern!

by Sudway 25 July, 2024

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The percentage rate for which a person, activity, or project will fail. Essentially, the fail rate.

Colloquialism:

His Failability rate is like 100%! The Failability readout is showing total failure. Not winning.

by Metrik Monster 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Fake position in football.

Colloquialism:

Hey babe, guess what position I play on the football team? Gee, I don't know, what position? Touchback!

by Glide Receiver 25 July, 2024

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Definition:

A fast mistake. when something bad happens real quick.

Colloquialism:

Whoops close! that had to happen like that? whoops close it wudn't right.

by Floribbea 25 November, 2025

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Derogatory term for Hindus and Sikhs. Short form for pajeet.

Colloquialism:

Jeets is stankin' up the elevator 'gain. Jeets askin' way too many question, payin' foh nuttin' askin' bad questions, waisin' tyme.

by Du Chronicle 11 November, 2025

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Definition:

Vernacular for Hezbollah. Hellbound Jihadi's on the wrong side of life's wadi.

Colloquialism:

Hellzballah be Jihadi, no I can't accept this kind of badi! Hellzballah be worshippin' his allah, but don't realize hellz-be-allah he gettin!

by Sista Yadi 17 October, 2023

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Definition:

A fat couple in the sheets.

Colloquialism:

Was at the gym, saw me Two Chubs In A Blanket. Was funny. The Chubs in a Blanket are slowing me down in a public accomodation violating my Civil Rights.

by Spittin' Fats! 10 October, 2025

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Definition:

Toaster on wheels

Colloquialism:

Ladies and gentlemen I bring thee the Rollertoaster.

by Margarine 15 August, 2024

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Definition:

A fake Brasilian.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Falsoleiro. Always wearing Brazilian gear like he's Brazilian and trying to speak shitty portuguese! Total Falsoleiro. Not a real Brazilian.

by The Falsoleiro 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

The land of the unhappy people.

Colloquialism:

Happy Valley, Oregon? No, more like Unhappy Valley, Philadelphia!

by Napper Crapper 7 November, 2024

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