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Definition:

Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.

by Know Better 13 December, 2024

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Definition:

Not a love relationship, but a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

It's unfortunately a bad relationship that has turned into a Dealationship. You have to deal with that person.

by Badness Laughter 19 December, 2023

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That Jewish arrogant annoying unbeliever commentator Ben Shapiro who just thinks he knows it all.

Colloquialism:

Damn, that Jewish motherfucker Den Crapzero is so annoying. Doesn't even believe in Christ or the NT, but loves to rattle how great he is. Talk about one egotistical prick. I'd beat the shit out of him if I could.

by Well Informed 26 August, 2023

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Definition:

When your phone carrier suspects an incoming call is a potential scam.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, i be gettin' Scam Likely every month from the forgettables. There's nothing to like about That Guy Scam Likely.

by Likely Brothas 17 January, 2025

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Definition:

The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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Definition:

Disposal income for wine, women, and song.

Colloquialism:

Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.

by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025

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Definition:

The strong Caribbean culture that is present in Florida.

Colloquialism:

Mon, we dan no leave St. Lucia, cuz we already livin' de Floribbean life. None change meh patna, eatin' channa, curry goat, an' doubles in de slice of Miami Vice, rockin' ice, rollin' dice, eatin' brown Spanish rice.

by Whey De At? 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

That big nigga who nobody messes with. Linebacker type.

Colloquialism:

Big Chris at the front desk of fitness gym is tho. I ain't gettin' in no fight wit him.

by Anonymous 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Islamic Mosque named after Billionaire Elon Musk.

Colloquialism:

Elon Mosque! Never heard of that one before.

by Shah of Iran 4 May, 2025

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Definition:

Slang for rigmarole or that which is absurd.

Colloquialism:

I am not a Circus Act or a Harlem Globetrotter. This is my real life. She's just a Circus Act; a one trick pony.

by Trapezi 4 August, 2024

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