Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When life is not fun because you are not getting what you want.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I just throw in the towel when Life Sucks, and find better things to do like cocktails, bikinis, beaches, and funning.

by Ex Pat 24 September, 2024

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Uncolorful loser white folks from the NW who are so discolored they look like pasty chalk from Ireland.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Pasty Whites living in Boring, Oregon! I saw me some Pasty Whites and boy do they look like they are from Portland, Oregon. So fuckin' pasty white.

by Color Comedy 19 July, 2023

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Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.

Colloquialism:

Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?

by Dru 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

To throw talk of God out the door.

Colloquialism:

My pure frustration leads to Deifenestration.

by Atheism Lost 27 July, 2024

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Pagan Indians.

Colloquialism:

Billy Pagan is definitely a pagadian. Pagadians be having festivals and worshipping demons like they are best friends! I don't know what to do with all these Pagadians!

by No Pagan Love 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

The white papparazzi guys that taken photos of you everywhere you go when you famous.

Colloquialism:

NaziRazzis be following me everywhere. NaziRazzi always taken photos of my ugliest sides.

by Photographer 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Games of chance with no shot of winning.

Colloquialism:

And there's anotha sucka takin' a spin on the Wheel of Poortune going for broke on a double up joke.

by I'm Gonna Git You Sucka 9 August, 2024

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The Indian Ron Jeremy look-alike in Artesia, California who works at the 7-Eleven.

Colloquialism:

Hey it's Pimpy Fob, fresh off the boat working at Circle K! Did you mean 7-Eleven? Yea, you right. 7-Eleven! It's Pimpy Fob at register 3.

by Walter Kronkite 9 December, 2024

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Definition:

The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.

Colloquialism:

There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!

by Sherice 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

What black Caribbean folks call coolies they don't like.

Colloquialism:

You Indian Nigga Bitch!

by Derogatory Jamaican 13 July, 2023

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