Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The three main vices of our evil human nature.

Colloquialism:

MPS is all your body wants. Know that other folks is on that MPS as well.

by Righteous Dude 2 July, 2023

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Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.

Colloquialism:

Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.

by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

The act of committing crimes.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks is Criming! Doin' all kinds of malevolence: killin' tiefin' and gangsterizin'. Criming!

by Trinibad 23 December, 2024

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When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.

Colloquialism:

I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.

by Singer 21 October, 2024

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When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous Assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

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Definition:

Offspring sired by a hindian.

Colloquialism:

Son Of A jeet! how the hell did i put curry powder in my yogurt instead of the cinnamon? what did the china man tell the hindu after an argument? Son Of A jeet! i don't want your curry in my noodle bowl.

by Roman Daniels 8 December, 2025

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Definition:

Super high profile attorney that has represented well known celebrities over her career.

Colloquialism:

There's not much more to say but get Gloria Allred if you want instill fear in your opposition.

by OJ Simpson 12 November, 2024

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A Romani rapper who takes pride in living longer than Nipsey Hussle while stealing your shit.

Colloquialism:

Gypsy Hustle at it again! Stealin' my shit. Long live the Gypsy Hustle Circus Act! Lot of Gypsy Hustle on the beaches of Brazil. Gypsy Hustle stole my girlfriend's Nike shorts on the beach in open air. Why all these folks in Leza look like Gypsy Hustle? Damn, it really is a Gypsey Hustle!

by Lustinho 6 November, 2023

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Definition:

The act of shitting well.

Colloquialism:

Whoa Nelly, now, that was Pooperior.

by Jeff Lamb 21 August, 2024

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