Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

An expression to say you are going to meet a person at a specific location but the rendezvous is designed to meet person's of the other sex or other people in tandem.

Colloquialism:

Are we meeting in Thailand? Cool, See Ya Them!

by Jibrones 25 April, 2025

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Praying little on purpose.

Colloquialism:

Rebel sinner does the Prayer Minimum, while I'm at the National Day of Prayer in San Fernando praying my heart out for Sheedi people in Pakistan! What do you earn in the Kingdom of God? Well, since I do the Prayer Minimum, I'm assuming my wages are less, but the last shall be first!

by Chanderpaul 20 April, 2025

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Definition:

Another name for the state of Florida. Also means low rider like a drop top. Can also mean someone gifted in sexing.

Colloquialism:

Hats off to my peeps from Lorida. Man drivin' a drop top Lorida. Gyal iza Lorida.

by O-Town 19 September, 2023

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The act of raising your cell phone in such a posture to stay incognito of the fact you are texting someone else in the presence of your companion.

Colloquialism:

Was on a dinner date with Victoria and all she was doing was Texturizing while we had dinner. I had to texturize after the sexercise because hottie alert was blowing up my phone.

by Two Way Pager 22 September, 2023

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A heterosexual man who likes the things of women or homosexual men (ie shopping, fashion, appearance).

Colloquialism:

He's such a Metrosexual.

by Stop It! 27 July, 2024

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Not a millionaire!

Colloquialism:

Nillionaire was coined by the artist Coolie Mac in the song Slumdog Nillionaire.

by Most Gifted 24 December, 2023

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An untalented wannabe at the sports contests.

Colloquialism:

There's whitey messing it all up. Your benched whitey. Whitey be sucking like everytime.

by Whitey Fuckin' Sucks 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.

Colloquialism:

I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.

by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023

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When severely confused and delusional Christians believe they are doing missionary work when in reality they have no money, are eating off the system, not working a job, and living in your home uninvited, and exhausting your kindness. Freeloaders

Colloquialism:

Met a lot of HSE in my life, and we ain't talkin' about the Range Rover here. We are talking about the Holy Spirit Experiments that people assume God is at work when these individuals are actually a bunch of Christian freeloaders without a plan. Man, if I come across more freeloading Holy Spirit Experiments with people that don't pay rent, turn their phone off, and live in my home without paying rent we are going to have to evict and send a notice of trespass. Apostle Paul was making tents and asked for nothing from others, but HSE people can't even get social security card to work.

by Eviction Notice 26 September, 2023

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Definition:

A mocking way to say, "Life Insurance."

Colloquialism:

Life insurance is actually Death Insurance because you don't live to get it, you die so your benificiaries receive the policy payout.

by Dave Ramsay 1 August, 2024

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