Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.

Colloquialism:

I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.

by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025

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Nebraska Cornhuskers

Colloquialism:

Braska got blown out by Indy this year 56-7 in college football.

by Ellison 21 October, 2024

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Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.

Colloquialism:

I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.

by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025

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People that miss the ball or just miss it in life.

Colloquialism:

Dang Missers just can't make a routine play let alone a great play. Missers everywhere jus' missin' life.

by Stratego 2 July, 2026

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Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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Star studded R&B artist from Tampa, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Yo, I just was at Luigi Tha Singer's weddin' in Siesta Key. Man got it goin' on! Boi Luigi Tha Singer can dance!

by O-Town Mickey 15 June, 2024

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Slave companions

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She's my Hagar! Yep, my slave companion. Hagar's fly to Switzerland and Dubai to slave companion Rabs and Swiss. When was the last time your Hagar gave you an Ishmael? Hagar puttin' out at least. I got me a Hagar.

by Don't Plow With My Heifer! 5 February, 2025

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Getting ripped off by Egyptian middle men tour guides in Cairo.

Colloquialism:

Oh guess who showed up, "Ali." "I guess you're my tour guide! Okay take my money now." Damn, I got gypt by Ali in Heliopolis last week in Cairo. Guy was asking for bus money, kid money, aunt's in hospital money, and food money!

by Sucks To Be You 7 September, 2023

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Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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Some super slutty bitch who thinks she’s going to have a career in porn only to get played by the porn directors and eventually gets STD’s.

Colloquialism:

She tole me her name was Destiny, more like Lustony, that bitch is one three timing whore for the money, now Lustony just a walking STD.

by Bitch 4 Eva 13 July, 2023

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