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Definition:

Druggies on commuter buses tweeking out methamphetamines, or sitting on corners of buildings drugifying. (Seattle Pacific).

Colloquialism:

Everytime I go to Seattle I see the hobos doing the Fentanyl Nod! I must be in the northwest because they be doing the Fentanyl Nod all the time.

by Nodulator 23 July, 2023

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Definition:

People who keep up the Jonese's.

Colloquialism:

Debt Master Flash and Debt Grantham only know how to waste money.

by Evil White People 13 November, 2025

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What did the Hindu businessman say at his daughter's wedding? Greedings! Now, pay me.

Colloquialism:

Greedings

by Dr. Greedly 27 November, 2024

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Definition:

No money; no capital.

Colloquialism:

What's in your wallet? Capital None!

by Pay Less 14 January, 2026

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Usually a very good looking women who uses devilish techniques to extract money from men of any age.

Colloquialism:

There's that Chapiadora Bianca Wonderlegs, always taken money from the Italians and Germans here in Puerto Plata. I heard that Chapiadora took millions from that ballplaying brotha a few years ago. Nigga, stay away from Chape (Chapiadora).

by Chape Chape Chape 2 July, 2023

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The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.

Colloquialism:

White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.

by Crackisms 11 September, 2023

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Lottery scammers

Colloquialism:

Eddie Tipton that Scandalier!

by Philip Johnston 16 August, 2024

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All the money your preacher makin' on the ministry peddling miracle water, annointing oil, and prayer sales.

Colloquialism:

Ole Rev Do Wrong be makin' all this new Revenew on the church's dime soakin' in bubble baths on cruise ships to the Bahamas and the Caribbean. "Man, can I get in on the Revenew? I should be preachin' at the Compaq center too!" Revenew!

by Rev Do Wrong 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Also-rans.

Colloquialism:

Yea, the Existors are made in the image of God but aren't great at what? Nada!

by Lastrimony 17 April, 2025

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Not the female rapper. Some asian golfer chick on the LPGA.

Colloquialism:

A Lil Kim almost won but still lost.

by Xanax 28 September, 2024

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