Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A baseball team that only loses.

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Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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A Canadian who thinks he’s an American, but does not have American quality.

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The guy from Toronto has jokes, but he Jokes Like Russell. Not one of us.

by Russell Peters 2 July, 2023

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The priest with no decency

Colloquialism:

Hey, it's Slut Shaman and the Temple of the Shaguar!

by Tikal 11 August, 2024

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Annoyingly Afrocentric to degree it's obnoxious.

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Dr. So-So is definitely a Hotep.

by Cairo 16 August, 2024

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A debunked idea created by Mary Ellen Simonsen

Colloquialism:

Yea, I got a Flip-n-Notes and it's right on my middle finger.

by Failed Strategy 29 August, 2024

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Advertisements on Youtube by Hindus who claim New Age tactics to getting what you want by getting into the Alpha Meditative Wave.

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Saw more Du's on the internet trying to sell the Alpha Meditative Waves Sham. Not buying that fucking Du bullshit.

by No Dharma Fuck U 16 August, 2024

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Palimony is a form of financial support that can be awarded to one partner of an unmarried couple following the end of their relationship.

Colloquialism:

WTF is Palimony? Jus' heard about it. Know about alimony. Apparently, it is exists in certain states.

by Debt Grantham 22 October, 2024

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Definition:

Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

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He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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The name of the God of the Bible. The Only real God.

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Heathen Pagans is dumb believin' in allah, Krishna, buddha, babi, new aging, and more idiocy. I believe in Yahweh.

by Real Believer 17 September, 2024

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A fake celebrity cult created by crazy white guy L. Ron Hubbard believing in past lives existence in the cult religion of scientology.

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Lientology has no truth; only lies. Look at all dem lientologists in that sham religion of Lientology. Lientific community need to quit it with the fake Lientology.

by Nope! 7 October, 2023

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